Joining A Seniors Club Prints

Seniors Snooker Tournament.

"A student skipped a model U.N. meeting – now he's claiming diplomatic immunity."

"Anna - there's someone I'd like to meet."

"She fell down stairs again, so this is her third hip."

"I hope you're good, Charlie. I've only played a couple of times."

"Hey. Whatever happened to our sexual relations? "

Lilly was too far from the phone to complain about her new stairlift.

Road rage on a mobility scooter.

"I get it! I get it! Elephants never forget. Now quit bragging about it!"

Bed and Breakfast

'We all shrink as we get older... You'll just have to be a little patient!'

Pensioner's Romance

'...makes a change from the zimmer frames!'

"I'm thinking of letting my bangs grow out."

"America's Funniest Colonoscopy Videos."

'Listen Mabel, you are 70, I am 75 and we have known each other since junior school. It's pure wishful thinking on your part if you claim I am 'grooming' you...'

"The Doctor says it's very rate for the superannuated to get taller."

'I still have all my own teeth.'

Man sleeping with newspaper at gentlemen's club

Pension in race with tortoise and snail.

'What a huge disappointment. I thought French Club was about kissing!'

Old Golfers never die...only those who get in their buggies way!

"Last one to the top's a geriatric."

'Face it dear, we are as old as we look!'

'I don't think they are playing with a full deck.'

The only drug this league tests positive for is Geritol.

'Actually, we're members of a mountain climbing club named for sir Edmund Hillary.'

'I feel just like a newborn baby. . . Yes, no hair, no teeth, and I think I just wet my pants.'

Bud's Club...Where Buds, Bubs and Bros gather!

'Watch out for Harold Smedly...He has wandering long-reach pick up tools!..'

'I just joined the Freemasons and I'm afraid you're our next sacrifice..'

"Well, we’ve covered the weather, my prostate, your incontinence … I suppose our idiot children are up next?"

'Good news dear you have finally been accepted as a member of 'The explorer's club!'

'Be wormier!'