Joining A Seniors Club Pillows

Seniors Snooker Tournament.

"A student skipped a model U.N. meeting – now he's claiming diplomatic immunity."

"Anna - there's someone I'd like to meet."

"She fell down stairs again, so this is her third hip."

"I hope you're good, Charlie. I've only played a couple of times."

"Hey. Whatever happened to our sexual relations? "

Lilly was too far from the phone to complain about her new stairlift.

"I get it! I get it! Elephants never forget. Now quit bragging about it!"

Road rage on a mobility scooter.

A bunch of global warming skeptics want to join eco club. It's a school organization. You have to let them in. But they just want to harass us with selective facts! Today: Eco club. So? Debate is good. You have :An Inconvenient Truth" to counter their arguments. Oh. Great. Now we'll have to read it.

Bed and Breakfast

'We all shrink as we get older... You'll just have to be a little patient!'

Pensioner's Romance

'...makes a change from the zimmer frames!'

"The Doctor says it's very rate for the superannuated to get taller."

"I'm thinking of letting my bangs grow out."

"America's Funniest Colonoscopy Videos."

'Listen Mabel, you are 70, I am 75 and we have known each other since junior school. It's pure wishful thinking on your part if you claim I am 'grooming' you...'

'I still have all my own teeth.'

Man sleeping with newspaper at gentlemen's club

Pension in race with tortoise and snail.

Old Golfers never die...only those who get in their buggies way!

'What a huge disappointment. I thought French Club was about kissing!'

"Last one to the top's a geriatric."

The only drug this league tests positive for is Geritol.

'I don't think they are playing with a full deck.'

'Face it dear, we are as old as we look!'

Bud's Club...Where Buds, Bubs and Bros gather!

"...And when you turn eighteen, you go over to the dark side, like Mom and Dad."

'I feel just like a newborn baby. . . Yes, no hair, no teeth, and I think I just wet my pants.'

'Actually, we're members of a mountain climbing club named for sir Edmund Hillary.'

'Watch out for Harold Smedly...He has wandering long-reach pick up tools!..'

'I just joined the Freemasons and I'm afraid you're our next sacrifice..'

'Good news dear you have finally been accepted as a member of 'The explorer's club!'

'Be wormier!'