Joining A Senior Sports League Pillows

The only drug this league tests positive for is Geritol.

"You think you can? Think again, mister. You know you can. Got that?"

Seniors Snooker Tournament.

"There will be a winning team and a losing team. Are you OK with that?"

'What distance! Pity it wasn't the hammer!'

"Did you know that when my mom played soccer, only the winner got a trophy?"

'Twenty years ago I began jogging five miles a day - could you tell me where I am?'

I love your enthusiasm, girls, but we're not opening a can of whoop-ANYTHING.

Perils of the double play.

"Winning isn't everything, Josh. Not being the reason your team loses is everything."

I like what I'm seein' out there. This could be our year Wikowski.

"Gracie, I'm proud of you. Your team lost, but you tried your best and that's all that counts."

"I hope you're good, Charlie. I've only played a couple of times."

'You play ball with me and I'll play ball with you!'

'Billy! Set your homework aside and get down here. There's another basketball recruiter here to see you.'

"When you put on the uniform, you surrender a part of yourself."

'Here we go again...'

Table tennis.

"And the way you kids kick ass today will speak volumes about the leaders of tomorrow you will be."

"We would have won if it hadn't been for the other team."

A bunch of global warming skeptics want to join eco club. It's a school organization. You have to let them in. But they just want to harass us with selective facts! Today: Eco club. So? Debate is good. You have :An Inconvenient Truth" to counter their arguments. Oh. Great. Now we'll have to read it.

"We won again, and guess what? A Russian oligarch wants to buy us!"

'Listen Mabel, you are 70, I am 75 and we have known each other since junior school. It's pure wishful thinking on your part if you claim I am 'grooming' you...'

"I'm delighted that you feel better, but I'd go easy on those backflips!"

Sunshine Retirement Villa: Pool, Golf, Tennis and Financial Planner.

'What a huge disappointment. I thought French Club was about kissing!'

'We may be 0-10, but I think we can sue ourselves to an 8-2 record.'

Senior Olympics

'Play your best. There's going to be a scout for the ten year olds in the stands!'

'He looks great in the field, but can he bat?'

Little League Umbrellas

Nice custom job, Bill!

'I just joined the Freemasons and I'm afraid you're our next sacrifice..'

Golf - "Are you new to the game?"

'They wanted us to take the knee before kick off, but I was worried half of us might not be able to get up again'