Joining A Senior Sports League Pillows

The only drug this league tests positive for is Geritol.

Seniors Snooker Tournament.

"There will be a winning team and a losing team. Are you OK with that?"

'What distance! Pity it wasn't the hammer!'

"Did you know that when my mom played soccer, only the winner got a trophy?"

'Twenty years ago I began jogging five miles a day - could you tell me where I am?'

Perils of the double play.

"Winning isn't everything, Josh. Not being the reason your team loses is everything."

"I hope you're good, Charlie. I've only played a couple of times."

"Gracie, I'm proud of you. Your team lost, but you tried your best and that's all that counts."

I like what I'm seein' out there. This could be our year Wikowski.

'You play ball with me and I'll play ball with you!'

Table tennis.

'Billy! Set your homework aside and get down here. There's another basketball recruiter here to see you.'

'Here we go again...'

"And the way you kids kick ass today will speak volumes about the leaders of tomorrow you will be."

"When you put on the uniform, you surrender a part of yourself."

"We would have won if it hadn't been for the other team."

"We won again, and guess what? A Russian oligarch wants to buy us!"

'Listen Mabel, you are 70, I am 75 and we have known each other since junior school. It's pure wishful thinking on your part if you claim I am 'grooming' you...'

"I'm delighted that you feel better, but I'd go easy on those backflips!"

Sunshine Retirement Villa: Pool, Golf, Tennis and Financial Planner.

'What a huge disappointment. I thought French Club was about kissing!'

'We may be 0-10, but I think we can sue ourselves to an 8-2 record.'

Little League Umbrellas

'Play your best. There's going to be a scout for the ten year olds in the stands!'

Nice custom job, Bill!

'He looks great in the field, but can he bat?'

'I just joined the Freemasons and I'm afraid you're our next sacrifice..'

'Good news dear you have finally been accepted as a member of 'The explorer's club!'

'They wanted us to take the knee before kick off, but I was worried half of us might not be able to get up again'