Joining A Sports Club Pillows

Table tennis.

"You think you can? Think again, mister. You know you can. Got that?"

"I've always dreamed of being on an academic team like this! It's great that we can all depend on each other!"

Football Fans

"There will be a winning team and a losing team. Are you OK with that?"

"A student skipped a model U.N. meeting – now he's claiming diplomatic immunity."

'What distance! Pity it wasn't the hammer!'

"Anna - there's someone I'd like to meet."

"Did you know that when my mom played soccer, only the winner got a trophy?"

Back to school.

I love your enthusiasm, girls, but we're not opening a can of whoop-ANYTHING.

'…and remember - around HERE, ‘talk is CHEEP'.'

Scot to a Greek: 'Love your outfit.'

"Winning isn't everything, Josh. Not being the reason your team loses is everything."

"I hope you're good, Charlie. I've only played a couple of times."

"Gracie, I'm proud of you. Your team lost, but you tried your best and that's all that counts."

I like what I'm seein' out there. This could be our year Wikowski.

Maybe we should stop calling it 'The Masters.'

'Here we go again...'

Mom? Eco club is starting a campaign to eat local food. Good idea. Would you please pack me a lunch from organic stuff grown near here? Ok. I'm sure we have something. Thanks! Oh, boy. A beet sandwich.

"When you put on the uniform, you surrender a part of yourself."

"And the way you kids kick ass today will speak volumes about the leaders of tomorrow you will be."

Basketball.

Alfred Marquez, Probate Attorney - Heir club for men.

"You'll learn a lot at our book club...like how to read between the wines."

"We would have won if it hadn't been for the other team."

A bunch of global warming skeptics want to join eco club. It's a school organization. You have to let them in. But they just want to harass us with selective facts! Today: Eco club. So? Debate is good. You have :An Inconvenient Truth" to counter their arguments. Oh. Great. Now we'll have to read it.

"So is that a slice of a hook? I never know which is which."

"We won again, and guess what? A Russian oligarch wants to buy us!"

Man sleeping with newspaper at gentlemen's club

"This poem was written at a time in my life when I wrote a poem."

Men drinking

'What a huge disappointment. I thought French Club was about kissing!'

'When you said we were going clubbing, I didn't know you meant History Club, Chess Club and Math Club.'

'We may be 0-10, but I think we can sue ourselves to an 8-2 record.'