Joining A Sports Club Prints

Table tennis.

"I've always dreamed of being on an academic team like this! It's great that we can all depend on each other!"

Football Fans

"There will be a winning team and a losing team. Are you OK with that?"

'What distance! Pity it wasn't the hammer!'

"A student skipped a model U.N. meeting – now he's claiming diplomatic immunity."

"Anna - there's someone I'd like to meet."

"Did you know that when my mom played soccer, only the winner got a trophy?"

'…and remember - around HERE, ‘talk is CHEEP'.'

Scot to a Greek: 'Love your outfit.'

"Winning isn't everything, Josh. Not being the reason your team loses is everything."

Maybe we should stop calling it 'The Masters.'

I like what I'm seein' out there. This could be our year Wikowski.

"Gracie, I'm proud of you. Your team lost, but you tried your best and that's all that counts."

"I hope you're good, Charlie. I've only played a couple of times."

"And the way you kids kick ass today will speak volumes about the leaders of tomorrow you will be."

Basketball.

'Here we go again...'

"When you put on the uniform, you surrender a part of yourself."

Alfred Marquez, Probate Attorney - Heir club for men.

"You'll learn a lot at our book club...like how to read between the wines."

"We would have won if it hadn't been for the other team."

"So is that a slice of a hook? I never know which is which."

"We won again, and guess what? A Russian oligarch wants to buy us!"

Man sleeping with newspaper at gentlemen's club

"This poem was written at a time in my life when I wrote a poem."

Men drinking

'We may be 0-10, but I think we can sue ourselves to an 8-2 record.'

'What a huge disappointment. I thought French Club was about kissing!'

'When you said we were going clubbing, I didn't know you meant History Club, Chess Club and Math Club.'

Geek wears T-shirt that points to his friend and says: 'I'm with someone who fails to grasp the key principles of modular representation theory.'