Joining A Sports Team Prints

"Did you know that when my mom played soccer, only the winner got a trophy?"

"We couldn't remember what practice he had tonight."

"There will be a winning team and a losing team. Are you OK with that?"

"We won again, and guess what? A Russian oligarch wants to buy us!"

"We would have won if it hadn't been for the other team."

I love your enthusiasm, girls, but we're not opening a can of whoop-ANYTHING.

"Anyone here seen Swazee''s head?"

This scrimmage, I'll assess your individual talents. Coach. I'll be checking out each of you! Though that would have been easier

"When you put on the uniform, you surrender a part of yourself."

"Winning isn't everything, Josh. Not being the reason your team loses is everything."

'You're not cheating yourself, Timmy, you're cheating the team!'

'We may be 0-10, but I think we can sue ourselves to an 8-2 record.'

'What distance! Pity it wasn't the hammer!'

'Here we go again...'

'He looks great in the field, but can he bat?'

I like what I'm seein' out there. This could be our year Wikowski.

"Gracie, I'm proud of you. Your team lost, but you tried your best and that's all that counts."

"You think you can? Think again, mister. You know you can. Got that?"

"And the way you kids kick ass today will speak volumes about the leaders of tomorrow you will be."

"I've always dreamed of being on an academic team like this! It's great that we can all depend on each other!"

Football Fans

"Shall we start with an icebreaker?"

I can't decide. Should I go to soccer camp 3 weeks in a row? Or soccer, then baseball then lacrosse camp? 3 soccers. Isn't overspecializing at his age bad? Possibly. But 3 different sports means�buying 3 different sets of expensive equipment. Right, He does have a mean corner kick.

Back to school.

'…and remember - around HERE, ‘talk is CHEEP'.'

Perils of the double play.

"If you want to go fast, go alone. If you want to far, go together." - African proverb.

"I hope you're good, Charlie. I've only played a couple of times."

'We have to forfeit, Three of our players got squashed on the way over here,'

'You play ball with me and I'll play ball with you!'

Table tennis.

Basketball.

'Billy! Set your homework aside and get down here. There's another basketball recruiter here to see you.'

'I'm confident that with the right mix of role-playing exercises and prescription medication we'll make a cohesive team.'

Baseball Clubhouse Pranks