Starting A New Sports Team Prints

'You play ball with me and I'll play ball with you!'

'Billy! Set your homework aside and get down here. There's another basketball recruiter here to see you.'

"I've always dreamed of being on an academic team like this! It's great that we can all depend on each other!"

Football Fans

"Shall we start with an icebreaker?"

Coach to football players: 'And no cuddling!'

Church for sports worshipers.

"There will be a winning team and a losing team. Are you OK with that?"

'What distance! Pity it wasn't the hammer!'

"Don't worry, Ref, just shock, it's his first save all season."

'Will you lot come out! - the new kit's not that bad!'

"Lautrec or Gary? Hmmm... We'll take Gary."

"Did you know that when my mom played soccer, only the winner got a trophy?"

'I don't understand why you always put me in goal?!'

"How should we divide the teams?"

'Pass it to Dewey! He's got himself into some kind of rhythm!!'

"Good news...I found a doctor who says you can still play!"

The best PE teacher in the World.

'Best save I've ever seen.'

Perils of the double play.

Good luck tonight, xoxo, Coach.

"Winning isn't everything, Josh. Not being the reason your team loses is everything."

'Let's go over our secret play.'

Hockey Season.

'Unbelievable, these guys brought a ringer.'

"If you want to go fast, go alone. If you want to far, go together." - African proverb.

Kick Me! (sign on an anthropomorphized soccer ball)

Cricket - The Pride of the Village.

Major Bunker (who has been persuaded to join in a game of hockey for the first time, absent-mindedly preparing to drive). 'Force.'

"All those years of diversity training, seminars and research papers to shred the idea of male superiority....When all we really needed...was for them to train like the Lionesses for 20 minutes."

'He's been hiding out here for 20 years. Apparently, his buddies forgot to tell him the paintball tournament was over.'