Starting A New Sports Team Pillows

'You play ball with me and I'll play ball with you!'

'Billy! Set your homework aside and get down here. There's another basketball recruiter here to see you.'

"You think you can? Think again, mister. You know you can. Got that?"

"I've always dreamed of being on an academic team like this! It's great that we can all depend on each other!"

Football Fans

"Shall we start with an icebreaker?"

Coach to football players: 'And no cuddling!'

Church for sports worshipers.

"There will be a winning team and a losing team. Are you OK with that?"

'What distance! Pity it wasn't the hammer!'

"Don't worry, Ref, just shock, it's his first save all season."

"Lautrec or Gary? Hmmm... We'll take Gary."

'Will you lot come out! - the new kit's not that bad!'

I can't decide. Should I go to soccer camp 3 weeks in a row? Or soccer, then baseball then lacrosse camp? 3 soccers. Isn't overspecializing at his age bad? Possibly. But 3 different sports means�buying 3 different sets of expensive equipment. Right, He does have a mean corner kick.

"Did you know that when my mom played soccer, only the winner got a trophy?"

'I don't understand why you always put me in goal?!'

'OK, everybody, calm down,,,'

I love your enthusiasm, girls, but we're not opening a can of whoop-ANYTHING.

Raheem Sterling

"How should we divide the teams?"

'Pass it to Dewey! He's got himself into some kind of rhythm!!'

"Good news...I found a doctor who says you can still play!"

The best PE teacher in the World.

Perils of the double play.

'Best save I've ever seen.'

Hockey Season.

"Winning isn't everything, Josh. Not being the reason your team loses is everything."

'Let's go over our secret play.'

Good luck tonight, xoxo, Coach.

'Unbelievable, these guys brought a ringer.'

"If you want to go fast, go alone. If you want to far, go together." - African proverb.

Mohamed Salah

Kick Me! (sign on an anthropomorphized soccer ball)

Children playing football.

'Clear out your desk, Randy. ...NEXT!'