Joining A School Team Pillows

'Listen Jimmy, as a member of the School Swimming Squad, you're not taking your training seriously enough!'

Football Fans

"Shall we start with an icebreaker?"

"There will be a winning team and a losing team. Are you OK with that?"

"That's it lads, 364 days annual leave...what would we have done without our union!"

'What distance! Pity it wasn't the hammer!'

"A student skipped a model U.N. meeting – now he's claiming diplomatic immunity."

"Did you know that when my mom played soccer, only the winner got a trophy?"

Teamwork!

'I'm sure that you are highly qualified. It's just that we're not hiring anyone at the third grade level.'

"Winning isn't everything, Josh. Not being the reason your team loses is everything."

"If you want to go fast, go alone. If you want to far, go together." - African proverb.

"Gracie, I'm proud of you. Your team lost, but you tried your best and that's all that counts."

I like what I'm seein' out there. This could be our year Wikowski.

'At least we don't have to accomplish anything in order to go to a bowl game.'

'We have to forfeit, Three of our players got squashed on the way over here,'

'You play ball with me and I'll play ball with you!'

'Billy! Set your homework aside and get down here. There's another basketball recruiter here to see you.'

'Here we go again...'

Basketball.

"When you put on the uniform, you surrender a part of yourself."

"And the way you kids kick ass today will speak volumes about the leaders of tomorrow you will be."

'I'm confident that with the right mix of role-playing exercises and prescription medication we'll make a cohesive team.'

Baseball Clubhouse Pranks

"We would have won if it hadn't been for the other team."

Sports Fan - Whoever's Winning

'You failed your Latin exam! But Sweety, it's important to learn Latin: All your friends' names have Latin roots...'

"We won again, and guess what? A Russian oligarch wants to buy us!"

'Virgil is on the gymnastics team.'

"The new boss might seem severe, but he won't bite your head off!"

"Don’t worry. You’re looking at the Frederick H. Tuttle Middle School long-jump champion."

'I'm the new kid on the team. Where's my signing bonus?'

'It's the parents' 4x4x400 metres.'

'We may be 0-10, but I think we can sue ourselves to an 8-2 record.'