Joining A Team Pillows

Christmas Unicorn

'You know the rule, new guy carries the lotion.'

"Those were the toughest tryouts I've ever had. Everyone has shown great improvement, but I only have one slot open. Congratulations, Gracie! You're the newest member of our academic decathlon team!"

"Congrats, Mr Dopps! You're now a real member of our team! Jerry the office clown has put a pie chart in your face!"

"I've always dreamed of being on an academic team like this! It's great that we can all depend on each other!"

Football Fans

"Shall we start with an icebreaker?"

"There will be a winning team and a losing team. Are you OK with that?"

'What distance! Pity it wasn't the hammer!'

"That's it lads, 364 days annual leave...what would we have done without our union!"

Cheers For The Hollyhock Middle School Chess Team

"Did you know that when my mom played soccer, only the winner got a trophy?"

Teamwork!

'…and remember - around HERE, ‘talk is CHEEP'.'

Perils of the double play.

"Winning isn't everything, Josh. Not being the reason your team loses is everything."

"If you want to go fast, go alone. If you want to far, go together." - African proverb.

'We have to forfeit, Three of our players got squashed on the way over here,'

I like what I'm seein' out there. This could be our year Wikowski.

'At least we don't have to accomplish anything in order to go to a bowl game.'

"Gracie, I'm proud of you. Your team lost, but you tried your best and that's all that counts."

"I hope you're good, Charlie. I've only played a couple of times."

'You play ball with me and I'll play ball with you!'

'Here we go again...'

Table tennis.

'Billy! Set your homework aside and get down here. There's another basketball recruiter here to see you.'

"When you put on the uniform, you surrender a part of yourself."

"And the way you kids kick ass today will speak volumes about the leaders of tomorrow you will be."

Basketball.

'I'm confident that with the right mix of role-playing exercises and prescription medication we'll make a cohesive team.'

"There's always a period of adjustment whenever you hire a new crew."

"We would have won if it hadn't been for the other team."

Baseball Clubhouse Pranks

"We won again, and guess what? A Russian oligarch wants to buy us!"

"The new boss might seem severe, but he won't bite your head off!"