Joining A Basketball Team Pillows

Basketball.

"Good game."

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, son. Someday you might sign autographs for money.'

"You think you can? Think again, mister. You know you can. Got that?"

"I've always dreamed of being on an academic team like this! It's great that we can all depend on each other!"

Football Fans

"Shall we start with an icebreaker?"

Church for sports worshipers.

"There will be a winning team and a losing team. Are you OK with that?"

'They were hoping to gradually introduce him to the pro game, but injuries left them no choice.'

'What distance! Pity it wasn't the hammer!'

Cheers For The Hollyhock Middle School Chess Team

"College basketball recruiters are after him."

"Lautrec or Gary? Hmmm... We'll take Gary."

"We first met on the net. We began to court, but between my foul mouth and Wilson being on the rebound...let's just say it was a long shot, but he pressed, and I was defenseless. Now, we're as 'hoopy' as can be."

"Did you know that when my mom played soccer, only the winner got a trophy?"

Back to school.

'Pass it to Dewey! He's got himself into some kind of rhythm!!'

"We can't Sunday. We've been invited to 'you know who's' skybox."

The Salmon Run

I love your enthusiasm, girls, but we're not opening a can of whoop-ANYTHING.

The Popularity of Pickleball Inspires a New Wave of Hybrid Sports.

"How should we divide the teams?"

Gary turns 40.

'…and remember - around HERE, ‘talk is CHEEP'.'

'Wow! That's some growth spurt!'

'There's more to life than winning. There's also losing - to offset taxable capital gains.'

Perils of the double play.

'Let's go over our secret play.'

"I'm less a role model than a cautionary tale."

Another reason Chihuahuas hate basketball.

"Winning isn't everything, Josh. Not being the reason your team loses is everything."

Before getting a basketball scholarship, Jack worked at a pancake house.

'Wait!... I don't want to take Brady out right now. He's just getting into rhythm.'

Brad discovers what can happen when you don't wash your gym clothes...