Joining A Basketball Team Gifts

Basketball.

"Good game."

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, son. Someday you might sign autographs for money.'

"I've always dreamed of being on an academic team like this! It's great that we can all depend on each other!"

Football Fans

"Shall we start with an icebreaker?"

Church for sports worshipers.

"There will be a winning team and a losing team. Are you OK with that?"

'What distance! Pity it wasn't the hammer!'

'They were hoping to gradually introduce him to the pro game, but injuries left them no choice.'

Cheers For The Hollyhock Middle School Chess Team

"Lautrec or Gary? Hmmm... We'll take Gary."

"College basketball recruiters are after him."

"Did you know that when my mom played soccer, only the winner got a trophy?"

"We can't Sunday. We've been invited to 'you know who's' skybox."

"How should we divide the teams?"

The Popularity of Pickleball Inspires a New Wave of Hybrid Sports.

'…and remember - around HERE, ‘talk is CHEEP'.'

'Pass it to Dewey! He's got himself into some kind of rhythm!!'

The Salmon Run

Gary turns 40.

'Wow! That's some growth spurt!'

'There's more to life than winning. There's also losing - to offset taxable capital gains.'

Perils of the double play.

'Wait!... I don't want to take Brady out right now. He's just getting into rhythm.'

Before getting a basketball scholarship, Jack worked at a pancake house.

"I'm less a role model than a cautionary tale."

'Let's go over our secret play.'

"Winning isn't everything, Josh. Not being the reason your team loses is everything."

Another reason Chihuahuas hate basketball.

"If you want to go fast, go alone. If you want to far, go together." - African proverb.