Joining A Soccer Team Gifts

Football Fans

"I've always dreamed of being on an academic team like this! It's great that we can all depend on each other!"

"Shall we start with an icebreaker?"

"There will be a winning team and a losing team. Are you OK with that?"

'What distance! Pity it wasn't the hammer!'

Cheers For The Hollyhock Middle School Chess Team

"Did you know that when my mom played soccer, only the winner got a trophy?"

'…and remember - around HERE, ‘talk is CHEEP'.'

Scot to a Greek: 'Love your outfit.'

Perils of the double play.

"Winning isn't everything, Josh. Not being the reason your team loses is everything."

"If you want to go fast, go alone. If you want to far, go together." - African proverb.

"I hope you're good, Charlie. I've only played a couple of times."

"Gracie, I'm proud of you. Your team lost, but you tried your best and that's all that counts."

I like what I'm seein' out there. This could be our year Wikowski.

'You play ball with me and I'll play ball with you!'

"When you put on the uniform, you surrender a part of yourself."

"And the way you kids kick ass today will speak volumes about the leaders of tomorrow you will be."

Table tennis.

'Billy! Set your homework aside and get down here. There's another basketball recruiter here to see you.'

Basketball.

'Here we go again...'

'I'm confident that with the right mix of role-playing exercises and prescription medication we'll make a cohesive team.'

Baseball Clubhouse Pranks

"We would have won if it hadn't been for the other team."

'But Mum, I've got a match after school...'

"We won again, and guess what? A Russian oligarch wants to buy us!"

'Virgil is on the gymnastics team.'

"The new boss might seem severe, but he won't bite your head off!"

'I'm the new kid on the team. Where's my signing bonus?'

'We may be 0-10, but I think we can sue ourselves to an 8-2 record.'