Joining A Soccer Team Gifts

Football Fans

"You think you can? Think again, mister. You know you can. Got that?"

"I've always dreamed of being on an academic team like this! It's great that we can all depend on each other!"

"Shall we start with an icebreaker?"

"There will be a winning team and a losing team. Are you OK with that?"

'What distance! Pity it wasn't the hammer!'

Cheers For The Hollyhock Middle School Chess Team

"Did you know that when my mom played soccer, only the winner got a trophy?"

Back to school.

'…and remember - around HERE, ‘talk is CHEEP'.'

I love your enthusiasm, girls, but we're not opening a can of whoop-ANYTHING.

My coach wants me to go to soccer camp. Focusing on one sport isn't good for you. But mom! I'll develop crucial life skills. Let's see. "Landing endorsements, agents and college sports scholarships." The definition of "crucial".

Scot to a Greek: 'Love your outfit.'

Perils of the double play.

"Winning isn't everything, Josh. Not being the reason your team loses is everything."

"If you want to go fast, go alone. If you want to far, go together." - African proverb.

"Gracie, I'm proud of you. Your team lost, but you tried your best and that's all that counts."

"I hope you're good, Charlie. I've only played a couple of times."

I like what I'm seein' out there. This could be our year Wikowski.

'You play ball with me and I'll play ball with you!'

Table tennis.

"And the way you kids kick ass today will speak volumes about the leaders of tomorrow you will be."

"When you put on the uniform, you surrender a part of yourself."

'Billy! Set your homework aside and get down here. There's another basketball recruiter here to see you.'

Basketball.

'Here we go again...'

'I'm confident that with the right mix of role-playing exercises and prescription medication we'll make a cohesive team.'

Baseball Clubhouse Pranks

"We would have won if it hadn't been for the other team."

A bunch of global warming skeptics want to join eco club. It's a school organization. You have to let them in. But they just want to harass us with selective facts! Today: Eco club. So? Debate is good. You have :An Inconvenient Truth" to counter their arguments. Oh. Great. Now we'll have to read it.

'But Mum, I've got a match after school...'

"We won again, and guess what? A Russian oligarch wants to buy us!"

"The new boss might seem severe, but he won't bite your head off!"

'Virgil is on the gymnastics team.'

'I'm the new kid on the team. Where's my signing bonus?'