Joining A Football Club Gifts

Football

"I've always dreamed of being on an academic team like this! It's great that we can all depend on each other!"

Football Fans

"Shall we start with an icebreaker?"

"There will be a winning team and a losing team. Are you OK with that?"

'What distance! Pity it wasn't the hammer!'

"Anna - there's someone I'd like to meet."

"Did you know that when my mom played soccer, only the winner got a trophy?"

'…and remember - around HERE, ‘talk is CHEEP'.'

Scot to a Greek: 'Love your outfit.'

Perils of the double play.

"Winning isn't everything, Josh. Not being the reason your team loses is everything."

"If you want to go fast, go alone. If you want to far, go together." - African proverb.

"I hope you're good, Charlie. I've only played a couple of times."

"Gracie, I'm proud of you. Your team lost, but you tried your best and that's all that counts."

I like what I'm seein' out there. This could be our year Wikowski.

Maybe we should stop calling it 'The Masters.'

"When you put on the uniform, you surrender a part of yourself."

Table tennis.

"And the way you kids kick ass today will speak volumes about the leaders of tomorrow you will be."

'Here we go again...'

Basketball.

'I'm confident that with the right mix of role-playing exercises and prescription medication we'll make a cohesive team.'

"You'll learn a lot at our book club...like how to read between the wines."

Alfred Marquez, Probate Attorney - Heir club for men.

"We would have won if it hadn't been for the other team."

"So is that a slice of a hook? I never know which is which."

"We won again, and guess what? A Russian oligarch wants to buy us!"

"The new boss might seem severe, but he won't bite your head off!"

'I'm the new kid on the team. Where's my signing bonus?'

"This poem was written at a time in my life when I wrote a poem."