Buying A Football Club Gifts

He's a headstrong, self opinionated, outspoken bully boy! Are you sure he's not a Yorkshireman?

"I've always dreamed of being on an academic team like this! It's great that we can all depend on each other!"

Man to realtor: 'How much for a starter cubicle?'

Football Fans

Back to school.

"Well, I'm sad for Gloria...she's gonna be bummed out when I'm twice as successful as she is."

'…and remember - around HERE, ‘talk is CHEEP'.'

Trilby - 'Bonjour, Suzon!'

"I hope you're good, Charlie. I've only played a couple of times."

Table tennis.

Jose Mourinho & Roman Abramovich Caricature.

'What makes you think we want to sell you son.'

"We'd like to do a song that will barely penetrate your consciousness as you continue to enjoy those faddish cigars and single-malt scotches."

A bunch of global warming skeptics want to join eco club. It's a school organization. You have to let them in. But they just want to harass us with selective facts! Today: Eco club. So? Debate is good. You have :An Inconvenient Truth" to counter their arguments. Oh. Great. Now we'll have to read it.

"We won again, and guess what? A Russian oligarch wants to buy us!"

'We're in a fantasy team owners' league, we locked out our players and came here to yuck it up.'

'Two new NBA franchises: The 'Wall Street Bulls' and the 'Main street bears'.'

'To protect their investments, many baseball owners are hiring bodyguards for their players.'

Footballer Dreaming of the Football as Sack of Money

'What a huge disappointment. I thought French Club was about kissing!'

Lady to lady about disguised lady: 'She's new to our Secret Sister program.'

Football

'You will meet a tall, dark and handsome man. He will play forward on the pro-basketball team you've just bought!'

'Mate, you've just paid two grand for a T-shirt and a hand-mower.'

'I just joined the Freemasons and I'm afraid you're our next sacrifice..'

Ambrose's - for sale. Wonderful opportunity for a man named Ambrose.

'It's the typical NBA player's portfolio; you know, nothing but Net stocks.'

'Good news dear you have finally been accepted as a member of 'The explorer's club!'

'Be wormier!'

Today, business expert, Professor Ernie, will answer questions. The first is from an upholsterer who has lots of business but loses money on every order. The problem is that you're covering everything except your costs! The owner of a baseball team wants to know if you he should re-sign the team's best player, the league leader in double and triples. I don't think he can afford the high base salary. And a perfume company is struggling to survive. Their strategy has been to only produce exo

Liverpool FC Chairman - "It's Man United, they want to know if we've any trophy cabinets going spare."

"Well,hopefully we only have to wear them for a week or two."

"He wants £40,000 a week, a £2,000 win bonus and a choregraphed dance routine when he scores."

A typical Newcastle fan.

Botanical Gardens - Our Weeding Group Meets Mondays 3pm.