Club Takeover Enthusiast Gifts

He's a headstrong, self opinionated, outspoken bully boy! Are you sure he's not a Yorkshireman?

La Table

Back to school.

"I see you've security marked your property."

'Uh - oh... this looks like an unfriendly takeover!'

Dancing at the Clubs.

Trilby - 'Bonjour, Suzon!'

'There he goes, the bravest M&A knight that our kingdom has ever known.'

"The club scene is really changing."

Blockbuster Billion Club

'Don't just stand there, get into focus!'

"We'd like to do a song that will barely penetrate your consciousness as you continue to enjoy those faddish cigars and single-malt scotches."

Meeting at the Grumpy Old Men's Pub.

Captain Pointy No.38 - Fan club meeting a trap

"It's been so long—it's like I'm only gay in theory."

Rooster DJ scratches records during party.

'When you said we were going clubbing, I didn't know you meant History Club, Chess Club and Math Club.'

Party Party!

Time-of-the-month club.

"Let's face it, Michele. We're not getting any older."

'He's here to apply for the bouncer job.'

'I'm a fiscal conservative, and a social liberal.' 'Unfortunately, he's also a moral anarchist.'

'If you couldn't get into clubs, what makes you think you can get in here?'

Hap's Bar & Grill: 'Stress manager on duty.'

The invention of baseball.

"Welcome to our private banking group."

Two tired men on a train - 'Clubbing or parenting?'

Cybergoths.

Nerd night at the club.

Three juniors want to join our eco club. Good recruiting! No way I'm letting them in! What?! Be we need new members! Not necessarily! Gore lies. Global warming is hot air! I (heart) fur.

'That's the last time we lie about our ages and go on a Club 18-30 holiday in Corfu...'

Dragon and no smoking sign.

Lap Line-Dancing Club

JOIN THE BOY SCOUTS HERE!, ''Trustworthy, friendly, loyal, helpful, kind, courteous, brave, thrifty, obedient and cheerful' -- This is going to look GREAT on my resume!'

The first rule of Mime Club is: You don't talk about Mime Club.