Football Finance Enthusiast Gifts

Money in Football

"The Net National Product rose slightly last month."

"It creates the illusion of risk but you know you're perfectly safe."

"Gentlemen, I'm pleased to say the firm is perfectly positioned to avoid chapter eleven and still be in existence this time next year."

"You may have been the victim of a mis-sold PFI contract."

"Let's go watch TV I hear there are bowl games on."

Bank Loan Dept. Personal Business. Uh-oh, some loans have gone bad! A tennis pro defaulted and a novelist is in Chapter 7. The bed linens company folded and the scuba school went under! Are any of our loans still good? Yeah, the music streaming service is totally sound! And ironically, the lighting company is in the black!

"England losing from a penalty shootout again!"

"Is this the best investment strategy you could come up with?"

Gerry, there are more accurate ways of balancing the petty cash.

Business of Fingerpointing Line Art

"Do you do temporary ones that last about two weeks?"

Punt Cake

'Frank built it himself. The last football will fall through the hourglass 10 seconds before the Super Bowl starts.'

'Originally he was the mascot until we discovered he had a golden foot.'

LEMONADE 50 CENTS, 'I'm only seven years old -- I don't HAVE a credit rating yet!'

If nobody had invented graphics

'I don't understand why you always put me in goal?!'

"I think I just solved my cash flow problem."

'At least now the injury worries are over, we can concentrate on slagging off the team.'

'I'm sorry I missed your recital. Daddy was on the phone with his broker, checking on bond yields. It's another form of bonding, son.'

European currency on the edge.

'Now that's the Group of Death.'

'How many times have I told you not to hit the ball with your head?'

All bets are off as Round One begins in the "Dollars versus Donuts" World Championship title fight.

Shop struggles to sell books about recession: '90 per cent off on all credit crunch books' (Titles incluude: Beat the Crunch! Who's to Blame? We're all Doomed!)

'Yes, Jenny, I know I'm always reminding the team to be good sports, but you really don't have to thank the ref after every call.'

Raheem Sterling

Bears

"I'm not using my jumper as a goalpost, sir, I'm using it as a jumper."

"I made money the old fashioned way. I inherited it."

Football

'He's got abdominal pain, dizziness and soreness in his extremities. I'll know more when I see X-rays...'

'The bad news is it's all our client's money.'

Economy - USA.