Finance Fan Gifts

Thanks a Mil, Warren!

'Okay, what if we go outside - will it still be insider trading then?'

"I think you can really picture yourself struggling to make payments here."

Good Accountant/Bad Accountant.

"I still haven't found any gold for my portfolio."

'Stocks remained steady, due to weak production in the rumor mills today...'

'You go without me. I'm feeling a little down today.'

Company Share Price - "The god news is we've become a very attractive takeover target, sir."

'I'm not asking anything for me but would you indicate to me as to whether you are bullish or bearish?'

European Commission bulldozing through Hedge fund maze

'This app is linked to my financial advisor and provides stimulated hand-holding when the market is down.'

"Do you have any working capital?"

'How is the budget forecast looking?'

Robbing Peter to pay Paul.

'I asked to be placed on the national no-call list for margin calls.'

Man pushing Euro sign up a hill.

'Withdrawal symptoms.'

'How much were you thinking of borrowing, dear?'

Now you can buy shares online. "Buy Cher's What?"

Kid selling lemonade has a picture of the founder: himself

'Don't worry,, I checked the figures with wikopedia.'

'Stocks rebounded from the downturn on news that what doesn't kill you, makes you stronger.'

Economy - USA.

You break your neck to get a quarter, but you refuse to clip a coupon!

Profits/Expenses:'And we feel that this area, here, is still a bit out of control.'

'Our economic growth has slowed.'

'The stock market remained unchanged, on the news that the more things change, the more they stay the same.'

"Here you are!" "I'll have that, thank you!" Inland revenue gives/takes away.

"Well, I was outvoted by the stockholders today by eight thousand six hundred and twenty-seven to one."

'The bull's still alive and well, Mr. Fillimond, unfortunately he's not grazing in your field.'

'I actually look forward to hibernating during bull markets.'

'Stocks dropped suddenly on the revelation that investors seeking to make a 'fast buck' often get burned.'

'Remember kid, if the market goes down, it's a buying opportunity and if the market goes up it's the start of a rally.'

Dad hands over money to young son who says: 'If it helps, Dad, try to think of it as quantitative easing.'

"Gold is finally making a move and you sit here doing nothing."