Finance Fantasy Fan Gifts

"What should you do? Here's what you should do: invent a time machine, go back sixteen months, and convert everything to cash."

"The Net National Product rose slightly last month."

"Stock options for your thoughts."

"Welcome to the bank - you'll start at the bottom."

Profit

"Thor! I am Thor! Ha. Just kidding. I'm Tom the Seagull."

Jack of all trades

Businessmen trying to prop up a line-chart with sticks

Today we'll see some misused or misunderstood financial and economic terms. It's said inflation can hurt the economy. But it's absolutely in the tire business. I bought this warm puffy jacket with cash. A down payment. We like beer and coffee. Our most valuable liquid assets. In a monopoly breakup, the race car would to go one person and the dog to another. And when I become either a buyer or a seller. He's shorting the market!

King Arthur on the lake trying to open letters when the lady of the lake offers a letter opener.

Seagiraffes

"Gentlemen, I'm pleased to say the firm is perfectly positioned to avoid chapter eleven and still be in existence this time next year."

'That's not really what I meant by 'let your hair down', Rapunzel.'

'We're under capitalized. As soon as we reach the break even point we'll buy a lemon.'

It's not because I'm nervous. The reason I'm not eating is because I really do have butterflies in my stomach.

"Congratulations, Amruk. You prove they do exist."

Pinocchio's nose used by cat as a scratching post

"Your wonderful daughter and I would like to become engaged in F.Y. '97, married in F.Y. '98, and if the numbers look good, start a family in F.Y. '99."

"What sorcery be this? Thine castle is bouncy!"

"I'm from brokers without borders. Invest in deserted island reits!"

"How is it that someone who reads all the Harry Potter books still doesn't know the magic word?"

"Just let her believe in fairies a little while longer."

Bank Loan Dept. Personal Business. Uh-oh, some loans have gone bad! A tennis pro defaulted and a novelist is in Chapter 7. The bed linens company folded and the scuba school went under! Are any of our loans still good? Yeah, the music streaming service is totally sound! And ironically, the lighting company is in the black!

'He's so rich, when he writes a cheque the bank bounces.'

"Son, you're old enough now for The Talk: everything you need to know about compound interest."

'Good news! Our nest egg is developing into a double yoke.'

Dracula in a Vampire Hospital getting some extra blood from a Human blood drip

Paranormal A-Z...

Annual profits,

Saint George and the Drag Queen

Piracy on a boating lake

Knight feeding his kids.

Desk plaques: 'Money isn't everything' '...Which makes it no less awesome in my opinion.'

"To be honest, I don't believe in ghosts."

Santa, Alien, Easter Bunny and Sasquatch plan the perfect caper.