Finance Fantasy Fan Mugs

"What should you do? Here's what you should do: invent a time machine, go back sixteen months, and convert everything to cash."

"The Net National Product rose slightly last month."

"Stock options for your thoughts."

"Welcome to the bank - you'll start at the bottom."

"Thor! I am Thor! Ha. Just kidding. I'm Tom the Seagull."

Jack of all trades

Profit

Businessmen trying to prop up a line-chart with sticks

King Arthur on the lake trying to open letters when the lady of the lake offers a letter opener.

Seagiraffes

"Gentlemen, I'm pleased to say the firm is perfectly positioned to avoid chapter eleven and still be in existence this time next year."

'We're under capitalized. As soon as we reach the break even point we'll buy a lemon.'

It's not because I'm nervous. The reason I'm not eating is because I really do have butterflies in my stomach.

"Congratulations, Amruk. You prove they do exist."

'He's so rich, when he writes a cheque the bank bounces.'

"I'm from brokers without borders. Invest in deserted island reits!"

"Just let her believe in fairies a little while longer."

"Your wonderful daughter and I would like to become engaged in F.Y. '97, married in F.Y. '98, and if the numbers look good, start a family in F.Y. '99."

"What sorcery be this? Thine castle is bouncy!"

"Son, you're old enough now for The Talk: everything you need to know about compound interest."

'Good news! Our nest egg is developing into a double yoke.'

Dracula in a Vampire Hospital getting some extra blood from a Human blood drip

"To be honest, I don't believe in ghosts."

"#Win!"

Santa, Alien, Easter Bunny and Sasquatch plan the perfect caper.

Desk plaques: 'Money isn't everything' '...Which makes it no less awesome in my opinion.'

Knight feeding his kids.

Piracy on a boating lake

"Can't you do something more creative than messing around with cupboard doors?"

Saint George and the Drag Queen