Buying A Football Club Pillows

"I've always dreamed of being on an academic team like this! It's great that we can all depend on each other!"

Man to realtor: 'How much for a starter cubicle?'

Football Fans

'…and remember - around HERE, ‘talk is CHEEP'.'

"I hope you're good, Charlie. I've only played a couple of times."

Trilby - 'Bonjour, Suzon!'

Table tennis.

'What makes you think we want to sell you son.'

"We'd like to do a song that will barely penetrate your consciousness as you continue to enjoy those faddish cigars and single-malt scotches."

"We won again, and guess what? A Russian oligarch wants to buy us!"

'We're in a fantasy team owners' league, we locked out our players and came here to yuck it up.'

'Two new NBA franchises: The 'Wall Street Bulls' and the 'Main street bears'.'

Footballer Dreaming of the Football as Sack of Money

'What a huge disappointment. I thought French Club was about kissing!'

Lady to lady about disguised lady: 'She's new to our Secret Sister program.'

'You will meet a tall, dark and handsome man. He will play forward on the pro-basketball team you've just bought!'

Football

Ambrose's - for sale. Wonderful opportunity for a man named Ambrose.

'I just joined the Freemasons and I'm afraid you're our next sacrifice..'

'Mate, you've just paid two grand for a T-shirt and a hand-mower.'

'It's the typical NBA player's portfolio; you know, nothing but Net stocks.'

'Good news dear you have finally been accepted as a member of 'The explorer's club!'

'Be wormier!'

"Well,hopefully we only have to wear them for a week or two."

"He wants £40,000 a week, a £2,000 win bonus and a choregraphed dance routine when he scores."

Botanical Gardens - Our Weeding Group Meets Mondays 3pm.

A typical Newcastle fan.

'Of course, that's just a 'ballpark' figure for the cost of building a new stadium.'