Buying A Sports Team Pillows

'You will meet a tall, dark and handsome man. He will play forward on the pro-basketball team you've just bought!'

"I've always dreamed of being on an academic team like this! It's great that we can all depend on each other!"

Football Fans

Coach to football players: 'And no cuddling!'

Church for sports worshipers.

"There will be a winning team and a losing team. Are you OK with that?"

"Don't worry, Ref, just shock, it's his first save all season."

'What distance! Pity it wasn't the hammer!'

'Will you lot come out! - the new kit's not that bad!'

"Lautrec or Gary? Hmmm... We'll take Gary."

"Did you know that when my mom played soccer, only the winner got a trophy?"

'I don't understand why you always put me in goal?!'

'Pass it to Dewey! He's got himself into some kind of rhythm!!'

"How should we divide the teams?"

"Good news...I found a doctor who says you can still play!"

The best PE teacher in the World.

'Best save I've ever seen.'

Perils of the double play.

'Let's go over our secret play.'

Hockey Season.

"Winning isn't everything, Josh. Not being the reason your team loses is everything."

'Unbelievable, these guys brought a ringer.'

Kick Me! (sign on an anthropomorphized soccer ball)

Cricket - The Pride of the Village.

Children playing football.

Jumping cheerleaders

'Clear out your desk, Randy. ...NEXT!'

'He's been hiding out here for 20 years. Apparently, his buddies forgot to tell him the paintball tournament was over.'

"There will be a winning team and a losing team. Are you OK with that?"