Sports Owner Pillows

Cloud Cuckoo Land, Hamburger bar, "I don't like the look of this Charlie"

'Well, now that I know he's the owner's son, yes, he's the best damned wine steward I've ever seen.'

"This place is one of New York's best-kept secrets."

"You said the cauliflower is locally grown – would you elaborate?"

'It's the chef's special. His wife just had a baby.'

Fast food. Even faster food

Self Service Restaurant: 'Where do you keep the eggs?'

'Don't order the Super Duper Jumbo Special.'

'I'll have you know sir, that we used the finest columbian coffee beans in that dishwater.'

Today's special... donuts.

"College basketball recruiters are after him."

As you like it - 'Waiter, chicken with watercress please' 'I'm sorry sir we haven't any chicken left ... but if you wish I bring you a larger portion of watercress...'

Mac's Bait and Sushi Shop

Try to guess the continent dining...

'Mom's Diner, Turkey Sandwich Special, $2.00.'

Man at computer at sports company wears sweat band on head.

"All of tonight's specials dance around the whole GMO thing."

Kitchen Kapers

"This is our soft opening."

Bar snacks served in bird-feeders.

Hashimoto's Restaurant - Sushi Like Mother Used to Make!

"Five hamburgers with buns, three hamburgers without buns and two buns, without hamburgers."

"Pizza sounds wonderful. Italian, Greek or Hipster?"

"I see you've security marked your property."

"The food isn't bad, but I don't care much for the floor show!"

'When he comes through that door, let's all jump up and give him a big kiss!'

Garlic Free Zone.

"We have; pulled pork, enticed chicken, persuaded lamb, bullied beef, cajoled Turkey..."