Racing Team Owner Pillows

'I know he owns the team but I still think it wont work out.'

'When he comes through that door, let's all jump up and give him a big kiss!'

Trilby - 'Bonjour, Suzon!'

The Cat's Alarm Clock

First past the post.

"We'd like to do a song that will barely penetrate your consciousness as you continue to enjoy those faddish cigars and single-malt scotches."

"DID YOU SEND THIS?"

I must be losing my grip, he didn't query the bill...

'I can't stand to see an animal in pain....'

"We won again, and guess what? A Russian oligarch wants to buy us!"

'We're in a fantasy team owners' league, we locked out our players and came here to yuck it up.'

'...and what do doctors recommend for pain?'

"The forty thousand dollars includes a rear view mirror!"

'You can't charm me out of this chair.'

'What?... You wanted your horse SHOD!?'

'Some people are betting all their savings on me... I can't handle the pressure anymore...'

'I don't mind playing dead...but what I'd really like to do is direct.'

"Don't get me wrong, I like apples, but for some reason, that seems to be the only treat they ever give us..."

Race Horses See Big People.

'Don't put any money on him. I saw him placing a bet on the favourite.'

Office ready to leave at 5 o'clock.

'Yes, it's toxic, but look: If the host dies, the worms die too!'

"It's not my fault that you forgot your hearing aid!"

Owner: 'Why didn't you ride as I told you? Didn't I tell you to force the pace early and come away at the corner?' Jockey: 'Yes m'Lord, but I couldn't very well leave the horse behind.'

Sports Collectibles: Sorry...No Ball Park Estimates!

"...and those are cheese and cucumber..."

'Knock if off, O'Reilly. You are herewith officially charged with bringing racing into disrepute.'

"Of course it's horse-proof. Everything I own is horse-proof."

'Upward mobility: "Hi - I own the train".'

Dragon and no smoking sign.

Ways to mount a horse

"So, it wasn't a typo then?!"