Joining A Team Gifts

Christmas Unicorn

'You know the rule, new guy carries the lotion.'

"Those were the toughest tryouts I've ever had. Everyone has shown great improvement, but I only have one slot open. Congratulations, Gracie! You're the newest member of our academic decathlon team!"

"Congrats, Mr Dopps! You're now a real member of our team! Jerry the office clown has put a pie chart in your face!"

"You think you can? Think again, mister. You know you can. Got that?"

"I've always dreamed of being on an academic team like this! It's great that we can all depend on each other!"

Football Fans

"Shall we start with an icebreaker?"

"There will be a winning team and a losing team. Are you OK with that?"

'What distance! Pity it wasn't the hammer!'

"That's it lads, 364 days annual leave...what would we have done without our union!"

Cheers For The Hollyhock Middle School Chess Team

"Did you know that when my mom played soccer, only the winner got a trophy?"

Back to school.

Teamwork!

'…and remember - around HERE, ‘talk is CHEEP'.'

I love your enthusiasm, girls, but we're not opening a can of whoop-ANYTHING.

Perils of the double play.

"Winning isn't everything, Josh. Not being the reason your team loses is everything."

"If you want to go fast, go alone. If you want to far, go together." - African proverb.

'We have to forfeit, Three of our players got squashed on the way over here,'

"Gracie, I'm proud of you. Your team lost, but you tried your best and that's all that counts."

I like what I'm seein' out there. This could be our year Wikowski.

"I hope you're good, Charlie. I've only played a couple of times."

'At least we don't have to accomplish anything in order to go to a bowl game.'

'You play ball with me and I'll play ball with you!'

'Billy! Set your homework aside and get down here. There's another basketball recruiter here to see you.'

"And the way you kids kick ass today will speak volumes about the leaders of tomorrow you will be."

'Here we go again...'

Table tennis.

Basketball.

"When you put on the uniform, you surrender a part of yourself."

'I'm confident that with the right mix of role-playing exercises and prescription medication we'll make a cohesive team.'

"There's always a period of adjustment whenever you hire a new crew."

Baseball Clubhouse Pranks