Joining A University Team Gifts

Publish or Perish: 'Welcome to the Team. Remember, if you follow the University Motto, you'll do fine...'

"You think you can? Think again, mister. You know you can. Got that?"

Football Fans

"Shall we start with an icebreaker?"

"There will be a winning team and a losing team. Are you OK with that?"

'What distance! Pity it wasn't the hammer!'

"That's it lads, 364 days annual leave...what would we have done without our union!"

Cheers For The Hollyhock Middle School Chess Team

"Did you know that when my mom played soccer, only the winner got a trophy?"

I love your enthusiasm, girls, but we're not opening a can of whoop-ANYTHING.

"Winning isn't everything, Josh. Not being the reason your team loses is everything."

"If you want to go fast, go alone. If you want to far, go together." - African proverb.

I like what I'm seein' out there. This could be our year Wikowski.

"Gracie, I'm proud of you. Your team lost, but you tried your best and that's all that counts."

'We have to forfeit, Three of our players got squashed on the way over here,'

'You play ball with me and I'll play ball with you!'

'Here we go again...'

'Billy! Set your homework aside and get down here. There's another basketball recruiter here to see you.'

Basketball.

"And the way you kids kick ass today will speak volumes about the leaders of tomorrow you will be."

"When you put on the uniform, you surrender a part of yourself."

'I'm confident that with the right mix of role-playing exercises and prescription medication we'll make a cohesive team.'

Baseball Clubhouse Pranks

"We would have won if it hadn't been for the other team."

"Congratulations Professor, the committee 'okayed' your grant request."

Sports Fan - Whoever's Winning

"We won again, and guess what? A Russian oligarch wants to buy us!"

'Virgil is on the gymnastics team.'

"The new boss might seem severe, but he won't bite your head off!"

"Wow, the current is strong today. It reminds meof the championship race backwhen I was at Yale. Did I mention I rowed at Yale?"

Med School Mascots.

Debate Club Note

'I'm the new kid on the team. Where's my signing bonus?'

'We may be 0-10, but I think we can sue ourselves to an 8-2 record.'

"Loads of top US writers have whole teams to support them