Sports Team Member Gifts

Baseball Clubhouse Pranks

'Mooning courteously?'

"Joe and Pete, you two should be averaging way more rebounds."

'It gets to the point where fans don't respond the way they used to. You need an edge, something more...' Cougar Charlie goes public about his long-standing battle with drugs.

"You think you can? Think again, mister. You know you can. Got that?"

"Staff support"

"I've always dreamed of being on an academic team like this! It's great that we can all depend on each other!"

"Shall we start with an icebreaker?"

Coach to football players: 'And no cuddling!'

Church for sports worshipers.

"Let's start with an icebreaker..."

"There will be a winning team and a losing team. Are you OK with that?"

Welcome to the Team

'What distance! Pity it wasn't the hammer!'

"Don't worry, Ref, just shock, it's his first save all season."

"That's it lads, 364 days annual leave...what would we have done without our union!"

'Hey, look, I can stand up and shout, too!'

"I bet you're curious about what's going on in the R&D Department."

"Lautrec or Gary? Hmmm... We'll take Gary."

"Now, let's get out there and walk really fast to places we don't want to be."

"It says: 'The teamwork that got you here is the real treasure.' Aww."

'Will you lot come out! - the new kit's not that bad!'

"Did you know that when my mom played soccer, only the winner got a trophy?"

Tug of Negotiation and Conciliation.

'I don't understand why you always put me in goal?!'

'OK, everybody, calm down,,,'

A business that thinks alike...sinks alike.

A married couple share the same pole vault.

Raheem Sterling

"How should we divide the teams?"

I love your enthusiasm, girls, but we're not opening a can of whoop-ANYTHING.

'Pass it to Dewey! He's got himself into some kind of rhythm!!'

"Good news...I found a doctor who says you can still play!"

The best PE teacher in the World.

'Well, I must say I never thought team-building exercises could be such fun.'