University Clubs Gifts

Debate Club Note

"A student skipped a model U.N. meeting – now he's claiming diplomatic immunity."

Cheers For The Hollyhock Middle School Chess Team

Who should be the next eco-club president? The most vegan? The most carbon neutral? The most into solar? Eco-club. But we need someone who will attract kids to the environmental cause. Then it's obvious. The most popular. Or most athletic!

Maybe we should stop calling it 'The Masters.'

Ten Years to get the Ph.D

'The grudge match.'

'You have failed on all counts...'

The Janitor at the Harvard University Alumni Reunion is one of the Gang.

Alfred Marquez, Probate Attorney - Heir club for men.

Baseball players and their qualifications.

'Don't just stand there, get into focus!'

Niche Extracurriculars

"Wow, the current is strong today. It reminds meof the championship race backwhen I was at Yale. Did I mention I rowed at Yale?"

'You talk about her so much. Why don't you invite that Alma Mater of yours to dinner sometime?'

'It's always the same, isn't it, Dave?... Every time you spot a glitter ball!'

Can you help on our arts night for the environment? I'll be studying. Eco club. That's so short-sighted. I'm in 3 AP science classes. Someday I'll discover ways to organically eradicate pollution. Eco club. That's sooo long-sighted.

Jobs for graduates

The Croucho Club

Pole Vaulting Club

Hey, Twig! Ryan Beardsley wants your cell phone number! The divine wonder of West Fester High? Finally! My life changes for the better. He needs activities for his college apps and wants to come to our shortest eco-club cleanup. Change you can believe in. West Fester High School.

'Whoa Hold up, You need to get you hand stamped,'

'What a huge disappointment. I thought French Club was about kissing!'

'Gee, maybe there was something wrong with this college.'

Time-of-the-month club.

Man's evolution to the Strip club.

"Oh, we're not bouncers. We just can't fit through the door."

"Yeh, we met at University too, I was a Porter and Sharon was a cleaner."

'If you couldn't get into clubs, what makes you think you can get in here?'

"Welcome back sir: please come down..."

You conservative dunce! You socialist ignoramus. Blue. Debate club. Red. Dittohead! Liberal fruitcake! Time's up! The winner of this school's tv talk show style debate is team red! Is that a cell phone? No. Decibel meter. Ungha! Ungha!! Ungh!!!

"Howard, you've met my ukulele ladies before."

Publish or Perish: 'Welcome to the Team. Remember, if you follow the University Motto, you'll do fine...'

I use to file your expenses at the office Mr. Henderson, but I never dreamed I'd be one of them.

'That's Kevin Hurley. He wants us to know he's an Eagle Scout.'