University Friends Gifts

'Look Darling, it's Crazy Eddie from University. He hasn't changed a bit.'

Wildlife

"We have three house blends: 'One More Chance', 'Forget About It' or 'I'll See You In Fun Court'."

"Now, were those friends of your Gettys or Gottis?"

"This is the perfect way to watch movies if you love mosquitoes and having a cold, wet butt."

Wally Begins research for his thesis entitled "who's a good dog?"

"Don't worry, they normally look like little humans during the early scans."

"I invited a few friends over who think you should see a psychiatrist."

'It's rather unorthodox, but it appears the deposit refund on the empties will cover your first interest payment.'

"Any idea how long your family might be visiting?"

'T.M.I.F.'

"I said I wanted to visit the Brandenburg Gate."

'Only the years when the market was Bullish...'

"I'm not weird I'm a 'person of weirdness'."

"First I drink, then I barbecue — that's my secret."

"That's it lads, 364 days annual leave...what would we have done without our union!"

The Henderson's move to a vertical city took some getting used to.

Gifts for a cloned baby!

Packed boats of families on a seaside holidays

'Due to the poor response to the roof repair fund we cannot afford to lift the rafters when rejoicing in song.'

"We thought we would come somewhere remote to self-isolate."

SALE

'Are we nearly there yet?'

"Dear Wendy, please excuse the tardiness of my response to your recent tweet from Hoboken."

Fish hunting for men.

'I'd explain how the TV, VCR, DVD, surround sound home entertainment system works...but I don't know.'

Man with 'Real Ale' written on t-shirt, woman with 'Real Pine' written on rolling pin

Barbecued dessert, anyone? The coals are PERFECT now!

'Change is inevitable, espeically when you have a newborn in diapers."

"How long is it since you took Benji for a walk?"

'We've knocked out the interior walls to improve our home Wi-Fi coverage.'

'Oh no, it's the Burkes! You stall them here while I go fix my hair and don't let them roam around. Remember, once you have cockroaches in your kitchen, you'll never get rid of them.'

"The meatloaf just tapped S.O.S. in Morse code."

The Tightrope Balancing Act of Home Ownership and Interest Rates.

Non-Denominational Carols