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Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: Alumnae News

Spring Breakers! The Resort accepts 18 year olds!

'Hello, Alumni Office? Bad timing. Your fund raising letter arrived with my student loan bills.'

Wally Begins research for his thesis entitled "who's a good dog?"

'It's rather unorthodox, but it appears the deposit refund on the empties will cover your first interest payment.'

'Don't worry. No one else knows what they are doing either.'

"I have a recurring nightmare that I've taken a test, and the professor won't give me an 'A'."

"Sorry, kid. No off-campus drinking until you're twenty-one."

"He said he doesn't want to see me in his office again..."

"Political Science... that's in the Department of Performing Arts."

'Your thesis on 'how to keep warm in winter'? Interesting.'

'You have failed on all counts...'

Cambridge dons eat a banquet outside to prove they only get one chicken each.

'I'm on the short degree course... hell of a lot to pack into one year!'

'Yes, your papers seem to have lots of citations, but I've checked: They're all self-citations...'

"Sorry, had to barf real quick... so where were we?"

"IBS isn't all bad. It was largely responsible for me winning 6 sprinting medals in college track."

Bro of Frankenstein

College game crowd: 'WE WON',,,'and that somehow makes you superior'

"I've decided to major in engineering...college loan debt restructuring."

Dear folks. Well, you were right; being the prettiest gator of the Everglades hasn't helped me one bit.'

"Meanwhile in Dogtown... Put your tongue back in your mouth. And pull up your pants. That’s not what your mom said last night."

"And before leaving virtual class today be sure and hit that like button!"

Starving Philosophy student grappling with the question of the toast in the machine.

"I didn't know you could do worse than an F. When did they start handing out poop emojis?"

The morning after the night before.

Room-mate Homicides Waiting to Happen. . .

"I got the highest grade in the class, except the giraffe."

Popular college book: How to say 'Send money' in 101 languages.

"I love college."

"When you sit down, you get a shock. Open a book, you get a shock. Write something, another shock. It's a typical psychology class."

Enrollment limited to college varsity athletes.

Monkey Business College

'I'll pause for your moans and groans.'

'I missed my roommate so I went out and got this spray called, 'Never Showers,' and now it's like she never left.'