University Friends T-Shirts

'Look Darling, it's Crazy Eddie from University. He hasn't changed a bit.'

Wildlife

"Now, were those friends of your Gettys or Gottis?"

"We have three house blends: 'One More Chance', 'Forget About It' or 'I'll See You In Fun Court'."

"This is the perfect way to watch movies if you love mosquitoes and having a cold, wet butt."

Wally Begins research for his thesis entitled "who's a good dog?"

"Don't worry, they normally look like little humans during the early scans."

'It's rather unorthodox, but it appears the deposit refund on the empties will cover your first interest payment.'

"I invited a few friends over who think you should see a psychiatrist."

"Any idea how long your family might be visiting?"

"I said I wanted to visit the Brandenburg Gate."

The Henderson's move to a vertical city took some getting used to.

'Only the years when the market was Bullish...'

"First I drink, then I barbecue — that's my secret."

Gifts for a cloned baby!

"I'm not weird I'm a 'person of weirdness'."

"That's it lads, 364 days annual leave...what would we have done without our union!"

Packed boats of families on a seaside holidays

'Due to the poor response to the roof repair fund we cannot afford to lift the rafters when rejoicing in song.'

SALE

"We thought we would come somewhere remote to self-isolate."

'Are we nearly there yet?'

"Dear Wendy, please excuse the tardiness of my response to your recent tweet from Hoboken."

Fish hunting for men.

'I'd explain how the TV, VCR, DVD, surround sound home entertainment system works...but I don't know.'

The Tightrope Balancing Act of Home Ownership and Interest Rates.

'Oh no, it's the Burkes! You stall them here while I go fix my hair and don't let them roam around. Remember, once you have cockroaches in your kitchen, you'll never get rid of them.'

Barbecued dessert, anyone? The coals are PERFECT now!

'We've knocked out the interior walls to improve our home Wi-Fi coverage.'

Man with 'Real Ale' written on t-shirt, woman with 'Real Pine' written on rolling pin

'Change is inevitable, espeically when you have a newborn in diapers."

"How long is it since you took Benji for a walk?"

Non-Denominational Carols

'MY husband made the coffee table out of an old door.'