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Principal: 'Is THERE a DOCTORATE in the House?!'

Wally Begins research for his thesis entitled "who's a good dog?"

'It's rather unorthodox, but it appears the deposit refund on the empties will cover your first interest payment.'

"Make a lot of money."

'I've already been recruited by one of the top fast-food chains in the country!'

'Don't worry. No one else knows what they are doing either.'

Good Luck!

"I have a recurring nightmare that I've taken a test, and the professor won't give me an 'A'."

'A depressing thought just came over me. Now we'll have to go out and get a job!'

"Sorry, kid. No off-campus drinking until you're twenty-one."

"He said he doesn't want to see me in his office again..."

'I still want to be a cowboy.'

'I took a couple of years off after college to work on my smirk.'

'I wasted a lot of time in graduate school to get this job.'

'I chose my field on what would put the most impressive initials after my name.'

Good Luck!

'Your thesis on 'how to keep warm in winter'? Interesting.'

'You have failed on all counts...'

"I'm taking 'moving back in with the parents' studies."

The Janitor at the Harvard University Alumni Reunion is one of the Gang.

'Yes, your papers seem to have lots of citations, but I've checked: They're all self-citations...'

'Does my head look big in this?'

Dear folks. Well, you were right; being the prettiest gator of the Everglades hasn't helped me one bit.'

"Meanwhile in Dogtown... Put your tongue back in your mouth. And pull up your pants. That’s not what your mom said last night."

"IBS isn't all bad. It was largely responsible for me winning 6 sprinting medals in college track."

Student Debt

Hear me, Graduates!

"Sorry, had to barf real quick... so where were we?"

'So far more education hasn't helped me get a job. I think I'll get some student loans and get some more education.'

Bro of Frankenstein

"They're harmless when they're alone, but get a bunch of them together with a research grant and watch out."

"And before leaving virtual class today be sure and hit that like button!"