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Debate Club Note

"A student skipped a model U.N. meeting – now he's claiming diplomatic immunity."

Cheers For The Hollyhock Middle School Chess Team

Ten Years to get the Ph.D

Maybe we should stop calling it 'The Masters.'

'The grudge match.'

'You have failed on all counts...'

The Janitor at the Harvard University Alumni Reunion is one of the Gang.

Alfred Marquez, Probate Attorney - Heir club for men.

Baseball players and their qualifications.

Niche Extracurriculars

'Don't just stand there, get into focus!'

'It's always the same, isn't it, Dave?... Every time you spot a glitter ball!'

"Wow, the current is strong today. It reminds meof the championship race backwhen I was at Yale. Did I mention I rowed at Yale?"

'You talk about her so much. Why don't you invite that Alma Mater of yours to dinner sometime?'

Jobs for graduates

Man's evolution to the Strip club.

"Oh, we're not bouncers. We just can't fit through the door."

'What a huge disappointment. I thought French Club was about kissing!'

Pole Vaulting Club

'Gee, maybe there was something wrong with this college.'

The Croucho Club

"Yeh, we met at University too, I was a Porter and Sharon was a cleaner."

"Welcome back sir: please come down..."

'If you couldn't get into clubs, what makes you think you can get in here?'

"Howard, you've met my ukulele ladies before."

Publish or Perish: 'Welcome to the Team. Remember, if you follow the University Motto, you'll do fine...'

I use to file your expenses at the office Mr. Henderson, but I never dreamed I'd be one of them.