Joining A Baseball Team Gifts

Perils of the double play.

'How long did you play in the cactus league?'

"I've always dreamed of being on an academic team like this! It's great that we can all depend on each other!"

Football Fans

"Shall we start with an icebreaker?"

Life with a professional baseball catcher.

Mr. Metamorphosis: "At least this better than waking up as a cockroach."

"There will be a winning team and a losing team. Are you OK with that?"

'Look around, son. See if there's one you like. But remember: These are abandoned players, unwanted by their teams - so they might come with some psychological baggage.'

What McWit lacks in speed he gains in nose.

'What distance! Pity it wasn't the hammer!'

Radar Gun Readings at Baseball Stadium

'I'm not abandoned. I'm a free agent.'

'Thou shalt not steal...except for bases.'

"I was sent down to the minors and from there to Europe, and one thing just led to another."

"Lordy, I am such a klutz!"

"Did you know that when my mom played soccer, only the winner got a trophy?"

Bobby's pitching coach told him to put some stank on the ball.

'…and remember - around HERE, ‘talk is CHEEP'.'

"Damn those dugout Martinis!"

The Other Cooperstown

"He's got great velocity but his trajectory needs work."

'Let's give it five more minutes. If they haven't eased up on the lasers by then, we'll have to postpone the game.'

'I shoulda told you guys. . . Marmaduke makes up his own rules as we go along.'

Bases loaded, no outs. And coach once again turns to his trusty golden reliever.

"Winning isn't everything, Josh. Not being the reason your team loses is everything."

'Unbelievable, these guys brought a ringer.'

"If you want to go fast, go alone. If you want to far, go together." - African proverb.

Currently Boston

Zeus injects himself with steroids before throwing lightning bolts