Making The Team Pillows

'Congratulations son, you've been invited to play for the barbarians.'

'At least we don't have to accomplish anything in order to go to a bowl game.'

"Shall we start with an icebreaker?"

"There will be a winning team and a losing team. Are you OK with that?"

'What distance! Pity it wasn't the hammer!'

"That's it lads, 364 days annual leave...what would we have done without our union!"

Cheers For The Hollyhock Middle School Chess Team

"Did you know that when my mom played soccer, only the winner got a trophy?"

Teamwork!

'Hey, I'm not paying you people to watch the clock. That's Henderson's job.'

"Winning isn't everything, Josh. Not being the reason your team loses is everything."

"I'll be glad when they invent PowerPoint."

"If you want to go fast, go alone. If you want to far, go together." - African proverb.

I like what I'm seein' out there. This could be our year Wikowski.

"Our therapist couple be so proud of us now."

"Gracie, I'm proud of you. Your team lost, but you tried your best and that's all that counts."

'We have to forfeit, Three of our players got squashed on the way over here,'

'Here we go again...'

"When you put on the uniform, you surrender a part of yourself."

"And the way you kids kick ass today will speak volumes about the leaders of tomorrow you will be."

Basketball.

'I'm confident that with the right mix of role-playing exercises and prescription medication we'll make a cohesive team.'

"There's always a period of adjustment whenever you hire a new crew."

"We would have won if it hadn't been for the other team."

Baseball Clubhouse Pranks

Welcome to Teamville, Population: 7 ... great people to work with.

Sports Fan - Whoever's Winning

'When you said, Dream Team, I thought you meant the Swiss Bikini Team.'

'How are you doing on your side?'

Fishing

"We won again, and guess what? A Russian oligarch wants to buy us!"

"The new boss might seem severe, but he won't bite your head off!"

"Here is the one pager we all agreed on..."