Taking Up A New Sport Prints

Golf - "Are you new to the game?"

"You think you can? Think again, mister. You know you can. Got that?"

"There will be a winning team and a losing team. Are you OK with that?"

'What distance! Pity it wasn't the hammer!'

I can't decide. Should I go to soccer camp 3 weeks in a row? Or soccer, then baseball then lacrosse camp? 3 soccers. Isn't overspecializing at his age bad? Possibly. But 3 different sports means�buying 3 different sets of expensive equipment. Right, He does have a mean corner kick.

"They’re baseballs. You throw ’em."

"Did you know that when my mom played soccer, only the winner got a trophy?"

"I wanted to be a baseball player 'til I found out they send you to the showers."

I love your enthusiasm, girls, but we're not opening a can of whoop-ANYTHING.

Perils of the double play.

"Winning isn't everything, Josh. Not being the reason your team loses is everything."

Good luck tonight, xoxo, Coach.

"I hope you're good, Charlie. I've only played a couple of times."

"Gracie, I'm proud of you. Your team lost, but you tried your best and that's all that counts."

I like what I'm seein' out there. This could be our year Wikowski.

'You play ball with me and I'll play ball with you!'

'Here we go again...'

Table tennis.

'Billy! Set your homework aside and get down here. There's another basketball recruiter here to see you.'

"When you put on the uniform, you surrender a part of yourself."

"And the way you kids kick ass today will speak volumes about the leaders of tomorrow you will be."

"We cancelled Netfix for this?"

"We would have won if it hadn't been for the other team."

Future Wrestler

'We don't want to risk having any injuries during spring training.'

Olympics create interest in curling.

'It's all right, miss, I'm only loking for our cricket-ball!'

"We won again, and guess what? A Russian oligarch wants to buy us!"

"Well, dad. . . when I was a kid I got in trouble for trampling on the lawn or for beating up others. . . today, I get a lot of money for it!"

"Well, I thought I'd give fencing a try, but I sucked at it."

'We may be 0-10, but I think we can sue ourselves to an 8-2 record.'

No wonder kickboxing seems so hard.

"Ugh, I hate it when the stampede stops to do 'the wave.'"

'He looks great in the field, but can he bat?'

American footballers with numbers correlating to their size.