Taking Up A New Sport Mugs

"There will be a winning team and a losing team. Are you OK with that?"

'What distance! Pity it wasn't the hammer!'

"They’re baseballs. You throw ’em."

"Did you know that when my mom played soccer, only the winner got a trophy?"

"I wanted to be a baseball player 'til I found out they send you to the showers."

Perils of the double play.

Good luck tonight, xoxo, Coach.

"Winning isn't everything, Josh. Not being the reason your team loses is everything."

"I hope you're good, Charlie. I've only played a couple of times."

"Gracie, I'm proud of you. Your team lost, but you tried your best and that's all that counts."

I like what I'm seein' out there. This could be our year Wikowski.

'You play ball with me and I'll play ball with you!'

"And the way you kids kick ass today will speak volumes about the leaders of tomorrow you will be."

'Billy! Set your homework aside and get down here. There's another basketball recruiter here to see you.'

"We cancelled Netfix for this?"

'Here we go again...'

Table tennis.

"When you put on the uniform, you surrender a part of yourself."

"We would have won if it hadn't been for the other team."

Future Wrestler

Olympics create interest in curling.

'It's all right, miss, I'm only loking for our cricket-ball!'

"We won again, and guess what? A Russian oligarch wants to buy us!"

"Well, I thought I'd give fencing a try, but I sucked at it."

"Well, dad. . . when I was a kid I got in trouble for trampling on the lawn or for beating up others. . . today, I get a lot of money for it!"

'We may be 0-10, but I think we can sue ourselves to an 8-2 record.'

'He looks great in the field, but can he bat?'

"Ugh, I hate it when the stampede stops to do 'the wave.'"

American footballers with numbers correlating to their size.