Trying Out For A League Pillows

I like what I'm seein' out there. This could be our year Wikowski.

"There will be a winning team and a losing team. Are you OK with that?"

'What distance! Pity it wasn't the hammer!'

"Did you know that when my mom played soccer, only the winner got a trophy?"

"I wanted to be a baseball player 'til I found out they send you to the showers."

Perils of the double play.

"Winning isn't everything, Josh. Not being the reason your team loses is everything."

"I hope you're good, Charlie. I've only played a couple of times."

"Gracie, I'm proud of you. Your team lost, but you tried your best and that's all that counts."

'You play ball with me and I'll play ball with you!'

'Here we go again...'

"And the way you kids kick ass today will speak volumes about the leaders of tomorrow you will be."

"When you put on the uniform, you surrender a part of yourself."

'Billy! Set your homework aside and get down here. There's another basketball recruiter here to see you.'

"We would have won if it hadn't been for the other team."

Future Wrestler

'You're not being fired Jenkins. It's just that all our colleagues have booted you out of the company.'

Baseball Dreams

"We won again, and guess what? A Russian oligarch wants to buy us!"

'It's all right, miss, I'm only loking for our cricket-ball!'

'Diet? Yeah I'm on a prop's diet...pies,chips,burgers and coke!'

'We may be 0-10, but I think we can sue ourselves to an 8-2 record.'

The only drug this league tests positive for is Geritol.

'My wife wanted me to get more active in sports, so I signed up or TWO fantasy football leagues.'

'You know the rule, new guy carries the lotion.'

"See - it works in my fantasy research league."

'He looks great in the field, but can he bat?'

'You see, I would make a great goalkeeper...'

Christmas Unicorn