Trying Out For A League Gifts

I like what I'm seein' out there. This could be our year Wikowski.

"You think you can? Think again, mister. You know you can. Got that?"

"There will be a winning team and a losing team. Are you OK with that?"

'What distance! Pity it wasn't the hammer!'

I can't decide. Should I go to soccer camp 3 weeks in a row? Or soccer, then baseball then lacrosse camp? 3 soccers. Isn't overspecializing at his age bad? Possibly. But 3 different sports means�buying 3 different sets of expensive equipment. Right, He does have a mean corner kick.

"Did you know that when my mom played soccer, only the winner got a trophy?"

"I wanted to be a baseball player 'til I found out they send you to the showers."

I love your enthusiasm, girls, but we're not opening a can of whoop-ANYTHING.

Perils of the double play.

"Winning isn't everything, Josh. Not being the reason your team loses is everything."

The team video didn't spotlight my talents. I've hired my own film crew. They'll showcase my skills so college recruiters can see my strengths. Wow! How can the director pack so much into one little video? Great point! Daddy? Tell Steven Spielberg we're going feature length. Nice save!

"I hope you're good, Charlie. I've only played a couple of times."

"Gracie, I'm proud of you. Your team lost, but you tried your best and that's all that counts."

'You play ball with me and I'll play ball with you!'

"And the way you kids kick ass today will speak volumes about the leaders of tomorrow you will be."

'Billy! Set your homework aside and get down here. There's another basketball recruiter here to see you.'

'Here we go again...'

"When you put on the uniform, you surrender a part of yourself."

Runt! You'll never make the team. We'll see! You can't even tie your shoelace! Great technique!

Future Wrestler

"We would have won if it hadn't been for the other team."

'You're not being fired Jenkins. It's just that all our colleagues have booted you out of the company.'

Baseball Dreams

"We won again, and guess what? A Russian oligarch wants to buy us!"

'It's all right, miss, I'm only loking for our cricket-ball!'

'Diet? Yeah I'm on a prop's diet...pies,chips,burgers and coke!'

'We may be 0-10, but I think we can sue ourselves to an 8-2 record.'

No wonder kickboxing seems so hard.

The only drug this league tests positive for is Geritol.

"See - it works in my fantasy research league."

'You know the rule, new guy carries the lotion.'

'My wife wanted me to get more active in sports, so I signed up or TWO fantasy football leagues.'

'You see, I would make a great goalkeeper...'

'He looks great in the field, but can he bat?'

Christmas Unicorn