Trying A New Sport Gifts

"I hope you're good, Charlie. I've only played a couple of times."

'Oh boy, he's back from his first golf game and looks rather stressed...'

"They’re baseballs. You throw ’em."

I can't decide. Should I go to soccer camp 3 weeks in a row? Or soccer, then baseball then lacrosse camp? 3 soccers. Isn't overspecializing at his age bad? Possibly. But 3 different sports means�buying 3 different sets of expensive equipment. Right, He does have a mean corner kick.

I like what I'm seein' out there. This could be our year Wikowski.

The team video didn't spotlight my talents. I've hired my own film crew. They'll showcase my skills so college recruiters can see my strengths. Wow! How can the director pack so much into one little video? Great point! Daddy? Tell Steven Spielberg we're going feature length. Nice save!

'You play ball with me and I'll play ball with you!'

'Billy! Set your homework aside and get down here. There's another basketball recruiter here to see you.'

'Here we go again...'

Future Wrestler

'We don't want to risk having any injuries during spring training.'

'One last thing. I want you each to wear these in the off chance that your reserve chute fails.'

Olympics create interest in curling.

'It's all right, miss, I'm only loking for our cricket-ball!'

"Well, I thought I'd give fencing a try, but I sucked at it."

No wonder kickboxing seems so hard.

"I still can't believe you have never been fishing before."

"Well? How was your first bungee jump?"

'You see, I would make a great goalkeeper...'

'First time skiing?'

Skis with stabilisers.

Golf - "Are you new to the game?"

You're not supposed to lob the rock!

OK, maybe our kid isn't cut out for lacrosse.

'I told my teacher I won't be returning to school...'

'It's exciting and you make a lot of money, but if you don't win, they flush you down the toilet. Welcome to the pros, kid.'

'Just a few more lessons on the training skis, and you'll be ready for a solo run, Mrs. Trimble.'

Jumping in the deep end.

"We couldn't remember what practice he had tonight."

'Spring training on a rainy day'

"Are you sure you're ready to get back on the ice?"

"All I know is I will never wake up my inner child again."

Vive La Résistance.

"This is my first jump!"

How many people are coming to watch your lacrosse tryouts. No one. How about you? My mom, her boyfriend and my aunt. Plus my dad, step-mom and step-baby sister. Call ESPN. Do they cover competitive parenting? It's tons of jobs for color commentary.