First Sports Lesson Gifts

"They’re baseballs. You throw ’em."

Football Fans

Kid uses his violin as a golf club.

'X is unknown? Even to somebody with all your education?'

I can't decide. Should I go to soccer camp 3 weeks in a row? Or soccer, then baseball then lacrosse camp? 3 soccers. Isn't overspecializing at his age bad? Possibly. But 3 different sports means�buying 3 different sets of expensive equipment. Right, He does have a mean corner kick.

'What's with the overnight bag, Orville?'

The best PE teacher in the World.

'Nope. I didn't see any dogfish.'

Children in fancy dress on the way to music lessons

'Their daughter plays the violin.'

Basketball

"Better luck next time, kid."

"I hope you're good, Charlie. I've only played a couple of times."

Music Lessons

Golf lessons

'Here we go again...'

Get back in that locker room! Go on - scat! ... Anyone else forget to wash his hands?'

Future Wrestler

'Remember, son, don't believe any thing you hear and only half of what you see.'

'We don't want to risk having any injuries during spring training.'

"Home school marching band"

Olympics create interest in curling.

Of all the times for us to run in to team GB's Olympic synchronised swimming squad!

'It's all right, miss, I'm only loking for our cricket-ball!'

"It feels good to finally get my feet wet."

Kindergarten Primary School Teacher

"Frankly, I don't really want him to improve: he scares the predators away..."

"...and then while I was at soccer practice they moved house."

"With great power comes zero responsibility."

Fun with Ned-Ball.

No wonder kickboxing seems so hard.

Boxer's Hair Styles.

"I think I see your problem...You're standing too close to the ball"

The synchronized shower event.

Football