Child Starting Sports Gifts

Vive La Résistance.

Kid uses his violin as a golf club.

I can't decide. Should I go to soccer camp 3 weeks in a row? Or soccer, then baseball then lacrosse camp? 3 soccers. Isn't overspecializing at his age bad? Possibly. But 3 different sports means�buying 3 different sets of expensive equipment. Right, He does have a mean corner kick.

"They’re baseballs. You throw ’em."

"I AM at my usual position."

Perils of the double play.

"Remember, kids, it's not winning that matters, it's getting a clean urine sample that's important."

Good luck tonight, xoxo, Coach.

"I got a red card for not having enough fun!!"

'The only thing exciting about these games is our dads fighting with the umpire.'

'Here we go again...'

Future Wrestler

"How do you expect him to grow up to be a pro if he doesn't start young?"

'We just figured that with the kids travelling so much for soccer, it made more sense to sell our house and get an RV.'

Olympics create interest in curling.

'It's all right, miss, I'm only loking for our cricket-ball!'

"Well, dad. . . when I was a kid I got in trouble for trampling on the lawn or for beating up others. . . today, I get a lot of money for it!"

Mrs. Tree? A hockey ball hit your daughter. It's likely just a bad bruise. Whew! Though there could be a fracture, nerve damage or fatal blood clots. What? Don't worry. Our medical advisor is evaluating Twig right now. Can you sign this liability waiver? Her hand seems fine. Team lawyer.

"Can we fast forward through the 7th inning stretch?"

"...and then while I was at soccer practice they moved house."

"Mr. Reynolds can't go out to play until he wraps up the Walderson contract."

"I have goals in life. Just last week I scored three goals!"

No wonder kickboxing seems so hard.

That's my son! Bat boy.

'I bronzed his first pair of running shoes.'

"Benjamin, we've discovered, is quite gifted at third base."

'Yes, Haffner appears to be tiring...'

"I play 'backside'. My 'backside' is always sitting on the bench."

Cricket with a hamster in a plastic ball.

"Go join your coach and the rest of your team. I'll be watching from the bar."

American footballers with numbers correlating to their size.

Naomi Osaka

'I'm his MOTHER. I KNOW he was safe!'

'Play your best. There's going to be a scout for the ten year olds in the stands!'

Golf - "Are you new to the game?"