First Kid's Sports Event Gifts

Chet with his T-ball batting practice pants.

Tennis fans queuing at Wimbledon.

Go team!

'Sure beats your cupping your ear!'

"Don't worry, Ref, just shock, it's his first save all season."

"Did you know that when my mom played soccer, only the winner got a trophy?"

"Damn those dugout Martinis!"

Raheem Sterling

"You keep an eye on our horse. I'm checking to see if the bookie runs off with our money."

"Remember, kids, it's not winning that matters, it's getting a clean urine sample that's important."

'I told him if he didn't get here quick he'd miss out on all the beer and food.'

'Wow! That's got to be some sort of record!'

"I got a red card for not having enough fun!!"

Goalkeeper makes the wrong save.

"Compromise? What the hell is there between safe and out?"

'The English player has hit the net more times than the entire England team in the football World Cup!'

Strive to win!

“Look! We’re on the naked cam!”

"Before we begin. . . terms and conditions. . ."

Carlo Ancelotti

'Nice Header, Lauren!'

'...Just because you hired me doesn't mean I have to entertain.'

The first 10,000 fans got a concussion bobblehead!

This is great, Ernie, there's a pennant race and the ballpark is packed every day! The food selection here is unmatched anywhere! Today I've already had nachos, a bit of hot dog and some ice cream! Coming here always makes me queasy! Oh, the foods too much for you? No, I just get nervous in a place where the term "sacrifice fly" is used!

'We may not agree on the stock market, but we're both Chicago fans.'

'Going 'cold turkey' might be dangerous...I'd wean him off by letting him watch world cup re-runs....'

Foreigner ready for the hunt

Paradise FC: The Blessed Y The Rest.

"...and then while I was at soccer practice they moved house."

Iron Man Contest

"Can we fast forward through the 7th inning stretch?"

'It appears Alzedo is toying with his opponent.'

I think you just paid £5000 for cricket box, not a box at the cricket.

"It's her first bench-clearing brawl."

Before her first dressage competition, Kate suffered from Pre-Traumatic Stress.