First Kid's Sports Event Gifts

Chet with his T-ball batting practice pants.

Tennis fans queuing at Wimbledon.

'Sure beats your cupping your ear!'

Go team!

"Don't worry, Ref, just shock, it's his first save all season."

"Did you know that when my mom played soccer, only the winner got a trophy?"

"Damn those dugout Martinis!"

"Remember, kids, it's not winning that matters, it's getting a clean urine sample that's important."

"You keep an eye on our horse. I'm checking to see if the bookie runs off with our money."

'I told him if he didn't get here quick he'd miss out on all the beer and food.'

'Wow! That's got to be some sort of record!'

"I got a red card for not having enough fun!!"

“Look! We’re on the naked cam!”

Goalkeeper makes the wrong save.

"Before we begin. . . terms and conditions. . ."

Strive to win!

"Compromise? What the hell is there between safe and out?"

'Nice Header, Lauren!'

'...Just because you hired me doesn't mean I have to entertain.'

"Can we fast forward through the 7th inning stretch?"

Paradise FC: The Blessed Y The Rest.

'It appears Alzedo is toying with his opponent.'

'Going 'cold turkey' might be dangerous...I'd wean him off by letting him watch world cup re-runs....'

I think you just paid £5000 for cricket box, not a box at the cricket.

"...and then while I was at soccer practice they moved house."

Foreigner ready for the hunt

"It's her first bench-clearing brawl."

Before her first dressage competition, Kate suffered from Pre-Traumatic Stress.

'It's the parents' 4x4x400 metres.'