School Sports Day Attendees Gifts

School Sports Day Podium - collapsing under weight of fat kids

The best PE teacher in the World.

United Football Club: In, Out, VAR.

A man cheers

I like what I'm seein' out there. This could be our year Wikowski.

Snail Racing

Luggage Mom

'But Mum, I've got a match after school...'

"Don’t worry. You’re looking at the Frederick H. Tuttle Middle School long-jump champion."

'Our village cricket club' - An exciting finish to a cricket match.

"Can we fast forward through the 7th inning stretch?"

'Oh, we don't actually teach math any more ? we found it was too hard on the kids' self-esteem.'

Swimming Champion.

'It's the parents' 4x4x400 metres.'

'We're still crazy then ...'

'I'm just your average suburban gladiator mum.'

1st Place in the Egg and Spoon Race

Sports Day at the Monastery

'An egg and spoon race! That's horrible!'

'It's not fair, Bill has stuck the bails on with chewing gum...'

Five minutes everybody.

Sent to the corner on school sports day.

'The egg and spoon was a DISASTER they eat ALL the eggs!'

Fans Desperately Try To Catch A Baseball

"The coach said that you play like Ronaldo? Ha! You loser! He told me I play like Chloe Kelly!"

'Next time up, I'm calling my shot: I'm pointing to the catcher's mitt.'

'But I couldn't run in front Dad - I didn't know the way!'

'Just take your time, Sweetheart. Remember, it's not a race.'

Gingerbread man wins school sports day race.

'-and if it goes to a photo-finish we won't stand a chance!'

'An egg and spoon race! That's horrible!'

Chet with his T-ball batting practice pants.

'They're not even real, Miss!'

'Have you ever seen that TV ad, 'Help, I'm sitting around gossiping and can't shut up', Timmy?'

"The egg and spoon race was a disaster, they eat all the eggs!"