Sports Day Enthusiast Gifts

'That reminds me Ms Pearson. You're fired.'

Egg and Spoon Race.

I like the Jets...I guess

'I'll make my final decision on that promotion of yours, after this game.'

Bowled over again!

"Still, diving for it would look good on my college application.

'What distance! Pity it wasn't the hammer!'

'Another expectant father looking forward to paternity leave.'

'Just how big of a tailgate party are you expecting to have?'

"England losing from a penalty shootout again!"

'Look around, son. See if there's one you like. But remember: These are abandoned players, unwanted by their teams - so they might come with some psychological baggage.'

'I'm not abandoned. I'm a free agent.'

If nobody had invented graphics

"Lordy, I am such a klutz!"

'Originally he was the mascot until we discovered he had a golden foot.'

Football Chameleon

'Will you lot come out! - the new kit's not that bad!'

"Lautrec or Gary? Hmmm... We'll take Gary."

'Frank built it himself. The last football will fall through the hourglass 10 seconds before the Super Bowl starts.'

Xena: Warrior Princess, TV star, professional volleyball player.

Monica Seles

'Just a word of advice ... He's a Saints' fan.'

'We need you to get onto those high balls coming over'

"You'll have to help out here more. I pulled a hammy jumping over the moon."

Gary turns 40.

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

Raheem Sterling

'Yes! The momentum's going to shift now. Our home fan is starting to make some noise!'

A married couple share the same pole vault.

'At least now the injury worries are over, we can concentrate on slagging off the team.'

Ratminton

"Let's get ready to bumble!"

"How should we divide the teams?"

A day at the transgenic races

Saving a Heart