Sports Day Gifts

The best PE teacher in the World.

Swimming Champion.

'But I couldn't run in front Dad - I didn't know the way!'

Sent to the corner on school sports day.

Sports Day at the Monastery

United Football Club: In, Out, VAR.

'Our village cricket club' - An exciting finish to a cricket match.

Your start in the egg and spoon race can be improved...

I like what I'm seein' out there. This could be our year Wikowski.

'Is this your first sack race?'

'An egg and spoon race! That's horrible!'

'An egg and spoon race! That's horrible!'

'They're not even real, Miss!'

Grandparents' 3-Legged Race.

'But Mum, I've got a match after school...'

Egg and spoon race.

"I wouldn't worry too much. She blitzed the field in the three legged race."

1st Place in the Egg and Spoon Race

'The egg and spoon was a DISASTER they eat ALL the eggs!'

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

"Good game."

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, son. Someday you might sign autographs for money.'

"In high school, I was quite the star in metal shop."

Scottish Football Fan - "...and please Lord, let the result be against the run of play."

'I'm glad you guys could work this out in a reasonable manner.'

I like the Jets...I guess

"Those aren't coconuts, they're tennis balls." "Sweet mother of Novak Djokovic!" The island of lost tennis balls.

Football Fans

'I'll make my final decision on that promotion of yours, after this game.'

'Joe took the day off to go to the ball game. So I'll be sitting in for him until he gets back. Would you like me to fetch you something?'

'I've had some baby sized clubs made.'

"Break his third chakra!" "Knock the dharma out of him!"

"Just another 50 decibels on your grunt and we can start to think about letting you hit a few balls!"

'My feet are killing me.'

New and improved! BunkerBuster! Get out of the sand trap every single time - or your money back!!