Sports Day Devotees Gifts

Snail Racing

'Wow! That was some world series, Ella! Both Pujols and Holland were just amazing...'

Raheem Sterling

The best PE teacher in the World.

"All of a dither as per usual!"

United Football Club: In, Out, VAR.

'Can't you at least wait until half time?!'

I like what I'm seein' out there. This could be our year Wikowski.

"With the prices they charge these days I can't afford to throw a pie or can off beer at the ref."

Luggage Mom

'Frank's last request was that he be cremated and that I never give up his season tickets.'

"Depressed, anxious, worried about the future we've had a great deal of this recently...I'd suggest you avoid watching England for a while."

"Say hi to your mother for me and tell her I'm happy her bypass turned out O.K

'But Mum, I've got a match after school...'

'The blond guy is a forward and the other guy is a wing.'

'I'm dreading the World Cup . . .'

"You're the sport on my telly"

The game comes first...

'Our village cricket club' - An exciting finish to a cricket match.

Rugby Mad.

Swimming Champion.

...Another second closer to kick-off....another second..

So you're wearing a bag over your head because you're ashamed of your team?' 'It's a cloaking device.'

1st Place in the Egg and Spoon Race

'We're still crazy then ...'

Baseball Cheating

Turkey With All the Trimmings

'Let's buy the one that has the game on it.'

Sports Day at the Monastery

"Should we have dinner now, or are you watching in real time?"

'Whoa! Don't try to be a hero. It's too late for Dan, but let this be a lesson...'

'And how were our team doing before your foot slipped?'

'An egg and spoon race! That's horrible!'

'He's our power hitter - but only on sunny days.'

'No, this won't help your back, but I'm getting great reception for the big game!'