Sports Day Devotees Mugs

Snail Racing

The best PE teacher in the World.

United Football Club: In, Out, VAR.

"All of a dither as per usual!"

I like what I'm seein' out there. This could be our year Wikowski.

'Can't you at least wait until half time?!'

"With the prices they charge these days I can't afford to throw a pie or can off beer at the ref."

Luggage Mom

'But Mum, I've got a match after school...'

"Say hi to your mother for me and tell her I'm happy her bypass turned out O.K

'Frank's last request was that he be cremated and that I never give up his season tickets.'

"Depressed, anxious, worried about the future we've had a great deal of this recently...I'd suggest you avoid watching England for a while."

'The blond guy is a forward and the other guy is a wing.'

The game comes first...

"You're the sport on my telly"

'Our village cricket club' - An exciting finish to a cricket match.

Rugby Mad.

Swimming Champion.

...Another second closer to kick-off....another second..

'We're still crazy then ...'

So you're wearing a bag over your head because you're ashamed of your team?' 'It's a cloaking device.'

1st Place in the Egg and Spoon Race

Baseball Cheating

Turkey With All the Trimmings

'Let's buy the one that has the game on it.'

"Should we have dinner now, or are you watching in real time?"

Sports Day at the Monastery

'An egg and spoon race! That's horrible!'

'Whoa! Don't try to be a hero. It's too late for Dan, but let this be a lesson...'

'He's our power hitter - but only on sunny days.'

Sent to the corner on school sports day.