Sports Day Survivor Gifts

Slipped a discus at sports day.

'The kids were so sweet...'

The best PE teacher in the World.

United Football Club: In, Out, VAR.

"The day at school? Oh, you know, the usual psychological and educational stew."

Snail Racing

I like what I'm seein' out there. This could be our year Wikowski.

"It's going to be one of those days."

Luggage Mom

'But Mum, I've got a match after school...'

melting snowman in a bar, one for the road

'Are we having fun yet?'

'Our village cricket club' - An exciting finish to a cricket match.

Swimming Champion.

"And remember—if you don't need to go anywhere, stay home."

1st Place in the Egg and Spoon Race

'We're still crazy then ...'

Sports Day at the Monastery

"So...what did you learn in school today, Baldo?"

Winter is an Adventure.

'Mother sent me back to school the minute I was feeling better.'

'An egg and spoon race! That's horrible!'

"I've lost my voice. Is it contagious?"

Sent to the corner on school sports day.

"I'm afraid I'm kind of a klutz."

'The egg and spoon was a DISASTER they eat ALL the eggs!'

"Well guys,how was the hockey game?"

'The way you bundle me up, the only thing going outside is my nose.'

"Frankly, business sucks."

Gingerbread man wins school sports day race.

'But I couldn't run in front Dad - I didn't know the way!'

'And this is where we massage the waiting list figures.'

'An egg and spoon race! That's horrible!'

'They're not even real, Miss!'