Sports Day Survivor Gifts

Slipped a discus at sports day.

'The kids were so sweet...'

The best PE teacher in the World.

United Football Club: In, Out, VAR.

"The day at school? Oh, you know, the usual psychological and educational stew."

Snail Racing

I like what I'm seein' out there. This could be our year Wikowski.

"It's going to be one of those days."

Luggage Mom

'But Mum, I've got a match after school...'

melting snowman in a bar, one for the road

'Are we having fun yet?'

'Our village cricket club' - An exciting finish to a cricket match.

Swimming Champion.

Wonderland School. Principal. As usual, things are chaotic of the first day of school. Goldilocks has already switched desks twice. Some cafeteria equipment is missing. The dish ran away with the spoon. Cinderella was already looking at the lost and found looking for a shoe. And I just heard about a problem with Humpty Dumpty out on the playground. At least Peter Pan looks relaxed. Of course, he's been going to this school for decades.

1st Place in the Egg and Spoon Race

'We're still crazy then ...'

"And remember—if you don't need to go anywhere, stay home."

Sports Day at the Monastery

Winter is an Adventure.

'Mother sent me back to school the minute I was feeling better.'

"So...what did you learn in school today, Baldo?"

'An egg and spoon race! That's horrible!'

"I've lost my voice. Is it contagious?"

Sent to the corner on school sports day.

"Well guys,how was the hockey game?"

'The egg and spoon was a DISASTER they eat ALL the eggs!'

"I'm afraid I'm kind of a klutz."

'The way you bundle me up, the only thing going outside is my nose.'

"Frankly, business sucks."

Snowplough Scoring Mailboxes.

'But I couldn't run in front Dad - I didn't know the way!'

Gingerbread man wins school sports day race.

"Yeah, I get the same thing. Walked four miles to school in the snow....I guess there weren't any cars of busses when our parents were our age!"

'They're not even real, Miss!'