Sports Day Savior Gifts

Luggage Mom

The best PE teacher in the World.

United Football Club: In, Out, VAR.

I like what I'm seein' out there. This could be our year Wikowski.

'John is watching the game under protest.'

Snail Racing

'...However, he is such a heck of a nice guy, we're going to give him the touchdown anyway.'

'But Mum, I've got a match after school...'

'Are we having fun yet?'

'Our village cricket club' - An exciting finish to a cricket match.

Swimming Champion.

'It's the parents' 4x4x400 metres.'

1st Place in the Egg and Spoon Race

'We're still crazy then ...'

Sports Day at the Monastery

'If you have a toothache, take the day off, you would be useless at work anyway...'

'An egg and spoon race! That's horrible!'

'He's our power hitter - but only on sunny days.'

Help - "What's in it for me?"

Sent to the corner on school sports day.

Bowled out.

"Done saving the world for today."

'The egg and spoon was a DISASTER they eat ALL the eggs!'

"I'm afraid I'm kind of a klutz."

Gingerbread man wins school sports day race.

'But I couldn't run in front Dad - I didn't know the way!'

'An egg and spoon race! That's horrible!'

Coathooks.

'They're not even real, Miss!'

'-and if it goes to a photo-finish we won't stand a chance!'

The winner takes it all?

School Sports Day Podium - collapsing under weight of fat kids

'Is this your first sack race?'

It's nice they can all join in, isn't it? Yes! My kids wiping the floor with your kid!

Egg and spoon race.