Sports Day Savior Gifts

Luggage Mom

The best PE teacher in the World.

United Football Club: In, Out, VAR.

'John is watching the game under protest.'

'...However, he is such a heck of a nice guy, we're going to give him the touchdown anyway.'

Snail Racing

I like what I'm seein' out there. This could be our year Wikowski.

'But Mum, I've got a match after school...'

'Are we having fun yet?'

'Our village cricket club' - An exciting finish to a cricket match.

"You're back! You're really back...!"

Swimming Champion.

'It's the parents' 4x4x400 metres.'

'We're still crazy then ...'

1st Place in the Egg and Spoon Race

Sports Day at the Monastery

'An egg and spoon race! That's horrible!'

'If you have a toothache, take the day off, you would be useless at work anyway...'

'He's our power hitter - but only on sunny days.'

Help - "What's in it for me?"

Bowled out.

Sent to the corner on school sports day.

'The egg and spoon was a DISASTER they eat ALL the eggs!'

"I'm afraid I'm kind of a klutz."

"Done saving the world for today."

Gingerbread man wins school sports day race.

'But I couldn't run in front Dad - I didn't know the way!'

Coathooks.

'-and if it goes to a photo-finish we won't stand a chance!'

'An egg and spoon race! That's horrible!'

'They're not even real, Miss!'

The winner takes it all?

School Sports Day Podium - collapsing under weight of fat kids

It's nice they can all join in, isn't it? Yes! My kids wiping the floor with your kid!

Egg and spoon race.